Marisa's Law

Marisa's Law states that if an individual performs the act of deepthroating on a medium-to-large sized penis over and over again, saliva will automatically be produced by the individual performing the deepthroat. This saliva is an automatic and unintended physical response to such aggressive deepthroat attempts. This saliva can be repurposed for future sexual acts.

Exceptions to Marisa's Law: Small Penises, Micro-Penises, Penises that are not Steve's Penis

If I deepthroat this schlong enough, its gonna get soaked. I know this because I studied Marisa's Law in undergrad.

Marisa's Law by TheRockUncircumsized January 5, 2022

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marisa salvini

She seems all nice and fun until you do something that could possibly alter her popularity. Then she turns in a back-stabbing she-devil. Marisa Salvini's are usually sluts that try to show off their butts at beaches, pools and parties. Please try to be nice to Marisa's because they can never be nice on their own.

"She was so nice until I tried to get to know her better, she said I wasn't cool enough."

"She sounds like a Marisa Salvini."

marisa salvini by One real truth June 20, 2014

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Marsha Stewart

A person who is extremely prone to excessive sweating from their asshole to their taint. Leaving their asshole swamped resembling a marshy biome.

"Yo, Jon is such a Marsha Stewart!"

Marsha Stewart by Shitcakedasshairs August 30, 2018

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marissa sosebee

A awesome girl you will meet once in a lifetime she does have some dark secrets like how she farted in that elevator and when she killed that baby....yeahhhhh anyways apart from that marissa sosebee is very kind

Wow jerry you found yourself a Marissa sosebee your a lucky man!!!!

marissa sosebee by i_hate_eggs December 6, 2017