Mario Palm 

The skin abrasion acquired when one chooses to partake in any of the Mario Party Games offered for N64 which require rapid friction between the joystick and the users palm; usually in a circular motion.

This can can also appear as a blister, and often painfully peels away over the following days.

"Woah, why is your hand all bandaged up?"

"Mario Palm. The Tug-O-War had me going bat shit crazy."

Mario Palm by cakeoh January 7, 2012

Maria Palms

When you haven't experienced sex with girls but you really want to experience it so that's why you'll masturbate and imagine it is a girl named Maria

F1: Hey dude, I'm not virgin anymore
F2: What? With who
F1: Maria Palms
F2: Oh fuck you, i's you fucking hands again

Maria Palms by MaNiggaYouJustGotRoasted May 16, 2016

Maria Palma

Another name for the palm of your hand used for masturbation. Adding the feminine name makes others think you are talking about a real girl.

Phineas: "Dude, I have a hot date with Maria Palma later tonight."

Ferb: "Sweet! Where are you taking her?"

Phineas: "The darkest corner of my house."

Maria Palma by JoeBloWe September 25, 2011

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016