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Another name for the palm of your hand used for masturbation. Adding the feminine name makes others think you are talking about a real girl.
Phineas: "Dude, I have a hot date with Maria Palma later tonight."

Ferb: "Sweet! Where are you taking her?"

Phineas: "The darkest corner of my house."
by JoeBloWe May 25, 2011
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