Marijician

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A magician that does a copious amount of marijuana before/while performing.

A magician performing magic tricks based on marijuana.

How did the marijician just make that blunt disappear?!

Marijician by PugMaster2 September 5, 2023

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Magitician

When Magic and Mathematics need to coexist on the same horizon in-time in order to completely operate a mad-theory similar to alchemy. These archaic pontificator’s use paradoxical- persuasion and apply them to religious hypotheses to vigorously massage one’s mind into submission. These folks are more dangerous than a sea lawyer in BFE handing out 100 year old CONUS advice.

1000AD, 1843 and 1844, 1982, 1994 a few examples of work the magitician was supposed to reverse engineer or decipher to decide when a good date was to fate their congregation and damn a nation.

Magitician by Styledogg September 11, 2011

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majician

Some one who practices magic. Can cast spells and change things within their world using sorcery.

Pulls off events that people who don't understand think it's magic.

Someone who can move stealthy.

Virlin the majician is a character by graffiti artist Void from NY state, appearing on walls in the late 1990's and early 2000's.

person1: have you seen george? he was here a second ago.

person 2: yea he's like a majician good luck finding him.

majician by bryant price June 17, 2014

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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