Mapple syrup

You suck at writing.
There are never two p's in maple

Brad: Mapple syrup is so good

Jon: Did you just misspell maple?
Brad: oops autocorrect
Jon: You know were talking face to face right??
Brad: *breathes heavily with mouth*
Jon: What the frick did you do with My mouth?!
Brad: *runs away*

by TheCreeperHasBeenAwwManned August 27, 2019

licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup

an attempt at resolving/achieving something with less effort than is required for success with a high probability of the attempt proving futile and unpleasant

By attempting to throw the game disc into the console from the couch rather than standing up and putting it in, the lazy high-schooler was licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup.

by NotAnEnglishMajor (or student) August 26, 2020

maple syrup land

An alternate name for Canada.

"I went to Maple Syrup Land to visit some relatives. What aboot you?"

by Breadslice dawg April 6, 2017

Maple Syrup Ride

Where two participants both cum into a plastic kiddy pool and put floaties on and just let the semen waves take them away.

David: Man I've had a rough day, I'm not sure how to unwind.
James: Dude have you heard about the "Maple Syrup Ride"? Took all of my stress away. I highly recommend it.

by Dungeonsiege May 20, 2019

maple syrup

That weird gooey liquid that bleeds out of most Canadians when you cut them open.

PASS THE MAPLE SYRUP HUDSON. WHAT, WE'RE OUT? WELL, I'LL GO GRAB THE MOOSE ANTLERS.

EH

by Kittykat10001 February 21, 2019

maple syrup

something that has to be on the table before the pancakes

"Maple syrup has to be on the table before the pancakes."
-Rain Man,1988

by bfk94 September 6, 2010

maple syrup sex

When level ten Canadians have sex they secrete maple syrup out of their orifices. Not to be confused with level nine Canadians who only use it for lube.

Paul: After that hockey game on Friday do you want to partake in maple syrup sex?

Nick: Only if we're talking about level 10 maple syrup sex, not that level 9 shit.

by Bedsheetgoddess February 3, 2015