Maplemons

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The "Maplemons" otherwise known as airlocking, is when a female is strucken in every hole by a penis or finger or dildo, to which she has no holes left.

Me and the buddies went out for a beer and this girl let us maplemons her.

Maplemons by Dr. Dick Kickem August 6, 2017

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Malemongoose

A crazy democrat who is a huge loser. He cries everyday over my AMAZING electoral college victory against crooked Hillary and soon my IMPOSSIBLE victory over sleepy Joe and his mob of liberals. SAD!.

Quit crying Malemongoose.

Malemongoose by real@donaldtrump November 10, 2020

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Mahlemon

The most amazing, beautiful, funny girl in the world. She makes you feel super special and loved! i love you Mahlemon! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I love Mahlemon.

Mahlemon by brandonfchapman March 14, 2015

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Oh_MahLemonz

A roblox player with the username Oh_MahLemonz, with currently 17 friends and 2 followers. She also has roblox premium.

For example you would say: “Have you heard about Oh_MahLemonz!”

Oh_MahLemonz by daysc1 February 1, 2021

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Mapleton

A hick town out in the middle of fucking no where! you drive down the road and you see more corn then you de people...

We went to this little hicktown called mapleton.

Mapleton by Billy CornyPants March 2, 2009

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Canadian Maplemoose

When two gentleman stick 2 cucumbers per rectum in eachother and watch football.

Met up with my boy today for a nice canadian maplemoose

Canadian Maplemoose by jjjjjjy February 9, 2022

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MapleMan

MapleMan is slang for a stereotypical Canadian man

Look at that mapleman!

MapleMan by JustaTruthfullGuy August 5, 2021

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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