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Maplemons 

The "Maplemons" otherwise known as airlocking, is when a female is strucken in every hole by a penis or finger or dildo, to which she has no holes left.
Me and the buddies went out for a beer and this girl let us maplemons her.
Maplemons by Dr. Dick Kickem August 6, 2017

Malemongoose 

A crazy democrat who is a huge loser. He cries everyday over my AMAZING electoral college victory against crooked Hillary and soon my IMPOSSIBLE victory over sleepy Joe and his mob of liberals. SAD!.
Quit crying Malemongoose.
Malemongoose by real@donaldtrump November 10, 2020

Oh_MahLemonz 

A roblox player with the username Oh_MahLemonz, with currently 17 friends and 2 followers. She also has roblox premium.
For example you would say: “Have you heard about Oh_MahLemonz!”
Oh_MahLemonz by daysc1 February 1, 2021
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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