The "Maplemons" otherwise known as airlocking, is when a female is strucken in every hole by a penis or finger or dildo, to which she has no holes left.
Me and the buddies went out for a beer and this girl letus maplemons her.
A crazy democrat who is a huge loser. He cries everyday over my AMAZING electoral college victory against crooked Hillary and soon my IMPOSSIBLE victory over sleepy Joe and his mob of liberals. SAD!.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.