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Mapalm is a mixture of maple syrup and napalm. Mapalm is thought by many to be a secret weapon of the Canadian army. It is intensly fearned, as it will both burn you, and carmalize your wounds.
John: Sir, the 3rd batallion was just struck by a Canadian airstrike.
Mike: Thats horrible, but why do all of their bodys smell like a pancake breakfast?
John: The dropped mapalm sir.
Mike: mother of God...
Mapalm by Quinn Levandoski January 12, 2009
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Any brown "pancake syrup" that isn't actually maple syrup; usually corn syrup dyed brown. Usually amazingly flammable, and almost inevitably discovered by Boy Scouts eating on the cheap.
"Well, it's sickly sweet, but doesn't really taste like maple at all." "I'm going to put some on the fire." "Doesn't smell like burning maple, either." "But it burns really well, like napalm." "It's mapalm."
Mapalm by Baloo Uriza February 18, 2015
A person who loves to have fun and is very indecisive. Usually being very beautiful, Mapalo's are very attractive and are picky when it comes to guys. They have two sides, the scary side and the nice side. People like Mapalo deserve to be treated right by the perfect guy and her smile is said to be a killer.She is loving and caring and that's what makes her an amazing girlfriend.
Mapalo by Kingsacè February 28, 2019

maialmao 

super sexy tall twitch streamer! very cool and swag!
- hey have you watched maialmao’s stream?

- yeah shes so tall and cool!
maialmao by poggiestchampion February 12, 2021
A Mapalo is one of the funniest guys you'll ever meet and quite attractive. Mapalo will always make you laugh and put a smile on you're face. He has the greatest personality you'll encounter.
That guys so attractive he must be a Mapalo
mapalo by Lollmaohahahehe February 26, 2017

maralmaa 

A snitch that trash talks about everything thinks she is a good volleyball player but no dawg u trippin mann she is a definition of a witch she be snitchin doeee
Ur such a maralmaa
maralmaa by Khoslon April 13, 2020

mahalmoperodikamahal 

That Bjarni is a slang word for a “Vagina”.
Person1: Hey did you know mahalmoperodikamahal
Person2: I did
mahalmoperodikamahal by Daboi March 17, 2022
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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