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Maori (Māori) 

If you look at definitions above/below, a lot of people hold negative views towards Māori. I'll set the record straight. Not all Māori gave their land away for guns/booze. The majority of Māori land was originally taken due to English colonisers needing more land for farming and for the construction of towns etc. The NZ government introduced a policy called 'pepper potting' when Māori first arrived to the cities after WW2. They were placed in houses next to White neighbours. The GVT did this to help assimilate Maori into White culture which has worked due to the loss of culture but are now rebuilding that culture. Māori have always at the bottom of the economy since we moved to the cities and it got worse when the 1980s came about. When 'Rogernomics' came about it was a economic shift in NZ which impacted the manual labour industries the most. Ganja and alcohol was a way to relieve tension for Maori. This has led to the stereotypes you see that people have today such as when looking at other 'definitions' of Māori above/below. Every race has intelligent people, but some are just not intelligent to a White people standard. Māori tend to be minimalists, in saying that we have produced outstanding citizens to NZ society who are intelligent to a White standard (let that sink in), such as Sir Mason Durie, Sir Apirana Ngata, Dame Whina Cooper, Sir Peter Buck, Sir Maui Pomare. Māori are and always will be the indigenous people of New Zealand.
White Store Owner: "You okay mate?"

*in suspicious and confrontational manner

Maori (Māori) Teenager: "Yeah, why? Do you think I'm gonna steal something because I'm Maori?"

*in aggressive manner*
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Maori Piano 

“Sup mah g payday today u wanna hit the pokies tn?”

“Yeah cuz I’m always keen for the Maori Piano”
Maori Piano by kiakahaSteve March 21, 2021

maori side-step 

A term used in rugby when a player with the ball, instead of side-stepping OUT of contact, runs straight through the defender usually resulting in hollering teammates and a semi concussed defender. Traditionally seen as a bad move in the sport but sought after by most players.
Benchwarmer #1: Holy shit, James just layed that guy out!

Benchwarmer #2: The Maori side-step...
maori side-step by Fudge613 October 31, 2011

Maori Overdrive 

When you are driving an old manual car and you kill the engine or set it in neutral at the top of a steep hill and cost down. Done mainly to save petrol.
We putz da car un maori overdrive to save us sum gas
Maori Overdrive by Ubera Kake August 20, 2009

flying maori 

Maoris who hide in trees and jump on people as they walk past
Gee cuz did u see those flying maoris jump on those pakeha?

māori mask 

A sexual position representing the strength of a moari tribes man. The māoris are well known for their appreciation of their female partners, therefore the incorporation of the ultimate female sexual stimulation is what creates this sexual position. The female is sat on the male's shoulders, with a swift movement, the male brings the female's body around towards his face where he inserts two fingers into the vagina with the left hand and holds the lower back with his right hand, whilst simultaneously giving oral sex to his female companion . Creating the image of the Māori Mask.
Warning: do not try this without a soft landing area or craddle equipment .
I gave my girlfriend a good old māori mask -ing last night.

I want to attempt to māori mask as many women as possible in this club tonight, Then I'll be the chief!

I love being my boyfriend's Māori Mask.
māori mask by muffdivingpro March 5, 2014

Maori Shower 

When you spray yourself all over with spray-on deodorant as a substitute for having a shower. The maoriness of the maori shower will double if you do it in the supermarket using one of the cans on the shelves and then put it back without paying for it once you're done.
Person 1: "Ohhhhhhh g the water got turned off but all good I'll just crank out a maori shower"

Person 2: "You disgust me"