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Manuelitis 

It is a very dangerous sickness which is distributed by Manuels. The symptoms are an urge to touch male persons, this like a finger animal.
Next comes a phase where you're complimenting gays all the time. The third phase is fondling and breathing loudly. In addition there is an urge to burp again and again.
Your so weird, do you have the Manuelitis?
You are so wierd, you must have Manuelitis.
Manuelitis by Barthman2004 March 6, 2020
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Manuelita is a name for a woman and means God is with us, derived from Emmanuel
Manuelita is such a beautiful young lady and the meaning of her name is beautiful.
Manuelita by Momlovesyou November 1, 2020

manlitism 

a Florida term used by red-neck males to describe qulaitites of being a male (man).(adj)
Chasing a boar hog into the bush proved his manlitism.
manlitism by docdave September 16, 2008
The imaginary beauty that men fantasize about when they practice making love alone. Derived from the Spanish "mano" for hand, hence "Manuela" and "little Manuela"=Manuelita.
As in: "Tengo una cita con Manuelita" -- or, " I have a date with Manuelita."
Manuelita by Parviturbo December 13, 2008

Manuelkis 

Unique, charming, handsome, fun to be around, easily angered. kind of jealous.
Wow, he sure is a Manuelkis.
Manuelkis by CARNE ROJA August 6, 2011

mangelitis 

A severe case of mangelitis is also known as getting completely shithoused with all your friends.
AJ,Lindsay,Devin,and Debra came down with a severe case of mangelitis tonight
mangelitis by ajen November 7, 2009

Mangenitis

Mangenitis. It is the afflection that women get having to deal with men's pussy ass issues.
Miranda has a case of Mangenitis again. If only Gaston could get his shit together.
Mangenitis by Bush Wacker January 26, 2010
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