Mantussy

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The sweet but slightly salted pussy of a mantis.

Fun fact: Praying mantis have the largest pussy to body ratio of any creature on earth, with 25% of their body weight taken up by their gargantuan MANTUSSY.

The largest MANTUSSY ever found, originated in Anniesland, Scotland. Where they found Praying Mantis roughly 5'11 feet tall with a fat MANTUSSY

Oh hell yeah, can’t wait eat that mantussy

Mantussy by pizzakock October 29, 2021

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Mantussy

The juicy pussy of a mantis.

God I just want to fuck that MANTUSSY.

Mantussy by pizzakock November 17, 2021

Related Words

Mantussy • manpussy • montussy • Manussy • matussy • Mandussy • mattussy

Montussy

The bussy of an animatronic alligator.

"I need his Montussy. Give me that Montussy!"

Montussy by monty'scumsock January 24, 2022

Montussy

The correct term for a male alligator's penis.

person1: damn... that gator has a fat pussy.
person2: that's very insensitive to the gators. it's a montussy. An inward schlong

Montussy by Undead69 January 6, 2022

mattussy

matt smith powerful pussy

“And mattussy saves lives!”

created by twitter user @VISVNYA

mattussy by daemonswhore January 29, 2023

montussy

A word commonly used when talking about Montgomery gator from Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach.

Literally Monty (short for Montgomery) + ussy. Montussy.

Person 1: "Hey did you play the new fnaf game?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I really want to see Monty's montussy."
Person 1. "same"

montussy by montussylover February 9, 2022

Matussy

The Matussy

The weakest power in the universe.

“Hey bro, don’t be such a Matussy”

“That was a vio on a deeeeep level bro.” *cries*

Matussy by amb3rmaex February 24, 2022

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026