Manstable 

A term used by arrogant sluts to describe the collection of men that they can booty call at any point in time.

Girl #1: So whatchu doin' tonight, grrrrl?

Girl #2: Oh, I don't know. I'm feelin' kinda hornehhhhh. I'm probably gonna call up someone from my manstable for a good time. Awwww yeaaaaaaaaaa!

Manstable by kosherpicklejar March 27, 2010

Moistable 

Some one who has the potential to make your panties wet

Brock Lesnar, with his new beard and shit, is totaly moistable!

Moistable by Jaime1231 October 21, 2010

Manable 

Verb. To enable manly behavior in your male friends, particularly by luring them away from more feminine pursuits or their wife.

Frank manabled Joe's cigar smoking, much to Joe's wife's chagrin.

Manable by boobookitteh November 29, 2010

manstacked 

Verb to be used when doing manly stuff

I manstacked that grizzly bears face into the dirt, or I manstacked that chick so hard shes now in a wheelchair, or I manstacked over the grand canyon on a f#%cking dragon or that tiger came right for so I manstacked him into outer space. you just got mastacked. There is not much a man cannot manstack

manstacked by chad the manstacker September 9, 2013

mastabeta 

The best place to hang out on the intarweb for spamming, pr0n, acting st00pid in general and to get BAND!!!1112 and plus we're a bazillion times better better than teh c0ck-sucking, gay orgy-loving fagg0ts over at GenGay

Mastabeta r0x0rs j00r b0x0rs!

mastabeta by Gen[G]ay sucks hard January 30, 2004

MANstache 

A man who has a full thick porno looking mustache. A mustache that only a true man can grow! Please Google Tom Selleck for more reference.

Sure that guy can grow a goatee with no problem, but he has nothing on my Manstache.

MANstache by JohnnyDangerously October 22, 2007

Mastabeta 

Ranging in the deepest recess of the intersnatch. Possibly the most elusive forum know to the internet/tech geek. The place know as Mastabeta is not listed in many search engines.

An outpost and haven for the internet’s most silly, abstract and overtly genius people, Mastabeta is home to few members, but it’s about quality not quantity. It’s also home to a spectrum of tech site mods and admins. Few of which would reveal their identity.

Even though it has about ~500 members CURENTLY registered it’s still extremely active. Unlike GenMay, MB is suited for a much more personal level of interaction. Since there are so few members the ones that do post regularly are quite familiar with each other and know each other’s taste in humor. This, in tern, helps create a much more enjoyable and down right hilarious forum experience.

The policy on “n00bs” is pretty lenient. You’re accepted as long as you don’t try to hard to be some sort of hardass Digital Gangster.

the first rule of Mastabeta is you dont talk about Mastabeta.

Mastabeta by The Honorable Charles Patrick Inigo Armstrong Jones February 25, 2005