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Manable

Verb. To enable manly behavior in your male friends, particularly by luring them away from more feminine pursuits or their wife.
Frank manabled Joe's cigar smoking, much to Joe's wife's chagrin.
by boobookitteh November 29, 2010
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manble

The manble is a complete list of rules to live you life by when it comes to woman
THE MANBLE

The complete guide for the man’s man

Rule 1: Never say you’re sorry unless there is something in it for you preferably sex.

Rule 2: when picking a mate be careful what you ask for. I am firm believer in the boob belly theories and if you have not heard of it go’s like this. A women’s breast size is directly connected to the future size of her belly in short a big breasted women has a 87.5% of having a big belly.

Rule 3: Always keep at least 51% of the power.

Rule 4: Never successfully complete a household chore unless you are planning doing it for the rest of your life.

Rule 5: Try not to interact with your mates girlfriends they are only looking for flaws to be used against you when you least expect it.

Rule 6: Men shall not cook if there is a woman on the premises unless it is outdoors and there is a cooler of beer close by or you just returned home after a long nite of drinking or there is chili involved.

Rule 7: Maintain a list of your success and your mate’s failures to be used in case you are losing an argument. (caution use carefully)

Rule 8: Rain checks - never hold on to a sex rain check for more then 48 hours because

They lose value quickly

Rule 9: If your mate doesn’t work the relationship won’t work ether.

Rule 10: When living with a women that you are not sure is the one always maintain a separate mailing address to avoid the common law status
by Lord Master Jay September 1, 2012
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Moanable

When a name can be moaned with confidence and pride.
An unmoanable name: oh fuck Bernard that feels so good

A moanable name: oh shit Nate yes fuck
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manale

manale is a lebanese name; the female version of "manal".

it usually names someone who doesn't love a lot of people, but may be very loved back. manale's usually get what they want.
dang i love manale
by leilathelovely July 6, 2011
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Manalevume

Mainfesting yourself into a higher state of man and body. Understanding more and feeling all raw genuine emotion
I am being the Manalevume of myself
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Marable

asshole, ex-Army sergeant who is fed up with not getting any from his smoking hot wife. decides to take all anger out on subordinates and make them despise him.
Person 1: Is the guys ever going to shut up?

Person 2: No, he's a Marable.
by Delta Smith February 15, 2009
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