menpaphobia

noun

1. the fear of any golden child (kpop band) member gaining the password to the official twitter account and suddenly holding a menpa out of nowhere; and that you are late for it, or are simply not online and miss the whole thing without knowing.

note: menpa — mention party; in which a golden child member comes online and gives replies to as many fans as possible within the span of 30 mins - 45 mins

ytaekist: "ok i was just sleeping just now and idk how my body just instantely wake up and like i still havent found my conciousness yet but i grab my phone n open twt right away ???? man ive reach the new level of menpaphobia"

Menpaphobia by spookyhyuns February 28, 2018

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Marxaphobia

Someone with an intense phobia of Capitalism and Communism

Joseph: Hey bruh, can we split diamonds, I only have 4 more left to make a chest plate.
Harold: Wait, are you implying Communism?
Joseph: Well technically yeah, bu...
Harold: AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaHhHhHH
Joseph:Oh yeah he has Marxaphobia, fucking Cumwad

Marxaphobia by BruhBruhPepperoni September 11, 2019

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MAGAPhobia

Having or showing a hate of or prejudice against supporters of President Donald Trump, especially expressed through Hate Crimes.

The Covington Catholic Hoax and Jussie Smollett Hoax demonstrates MAGAPhobia on the rise.

MAGAPhobia by ALXTheLord February 25, 2019

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