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mansperate 

adjective
1. feeling, showing, or involving a hopeless sense that there are no suitable men to date or sleep with. 2. A strong desire to have a romantic or sexual connection with a biological male. 3. Due to the sense of hopelessness, a lowering of one's standards.
I have drunk texted every ex, booty call, and guy friend tonight I'm so mansperate.
I'm so mansperate I'm considering posting an ad on Craigslist.
Sorry girl, he is not cute or smart, I think you're just mansperate.
mansperate by tropics September 3, 2009
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Mansweater 

When a Guy gives a girl his coat and it smells like the guy still.
"MMMM smells like a mansweater."

"fuck off i hate you."

the last statement6s bullshit but i thought it was appropriate.
Mansweater by Sir Fathom May 14, 2009

Monsterate 

Wow, Phoebe and Madeline always monsterate so bad around this time of the month.
Monsterate by The Lone Will February 26, 2011

Manseerat 

Everyone need a Manseerat in their life
Manseerat by Jnx_ November 23, 2021

mansperience

John: Cutting down that tree with a swiss army knife in the freezing wilderness was a serious mansperience.
mansperience by ManlyTyler February 28, 2011

Manseerat 

Someone who is not just another pretty face or more than a pretty face is attractive but also has other good qualities, such as intelligence.And a kind heart
Manseerat is a soul of inner beauty gender
Manseerat by Ms.chnandler bong November 24, 2021

mansterbate 

To masterbate in a somewhat aggressive manner, as though you're in a rush to get somewhere and you need to get off quickly.
"I had to mansterbate or else I would have been late for work."
mansterbate by Jordy-Time April 9, 2006
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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