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mansperate 

adjective
1. feeling, showing, or involving a hopeless sense that there are no suitable men to date or sleep with. 2. A strong desire to have a romantic or sexual connection with a biological male. 3. Due to the sense of hopelessness, a lowering of one's standards.
I have drunk texted every ex, booty call, and guy friend tonight I'm so mansperate.
I'm so mansperate I'm considering posting an ad on Craigslist.
Sorry girl, he is not cute or smart, I think you're just mansperate.
mansperate by tropics September 3, 2009
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Mansweater 

When a Guy gives a girl his coat and it smells like the guy still.
"MMMM smells like a mansweater."

"fuck off i hate you."

the last statement6s bullshit but i thought it was appropriate.
Mansweater by Sir Fathom May 14, 2009

Monsterate 

Wow, Phoebe and Madeline always monsterate so bad around this time of the month.
Monsterate by The Lone Will February 26, 2011

Manseerat 

Everyone need a Manseerat in their life
Manseerat by Jnx_ November 23, 2021

mansperience

John: Cutting down that tree with a swiss army knife in the freezing wilderness was a serious mansperience.
mansperience by ManlyTyler February 28, 2011

Manseerat 

Someone who is not just another pretty face or more than a pretty face is attractive but also has other good qualities, such as intelligence.And a kind heart
Manseerat is a soul of inner beauty gender
Manseerat by Ms.chnandler bong November 24, 2021

mansterbate 

To masterbate in a somewhat aggressive manner, as though you're in a rush to get somewhere and you need to get off quickly.
"I had to mansterbate or else I would have been late for work."
mansterbate by Jordy-Time April 9, 2006
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