Mankyism 

A saying or phrase that is written with the intent of being serious but is in fact ridiculous.

An example of a Mankyism is "You can't have a bacon buttie, the king of foods, without bread." or "No. I can't believe people who wank in public toilets and things like that. Its like they are a wanking animal."

Mankyism by Lord Football September 1, 2006

Mankyism 

A saying or phrase that is written with the intent of being serious but is in fact ridiculous.

An example of a Mankyism is "You can't have a bacon buttie, the king of foods, without bread." or "No. I can't believe people who wank in public toilets and things like that. Its like they are a wanking animal."

Mankyism by Lord Football September 16, 2008

Mannyism 

Bashing and trash-talk that will eventually get you fired, kicked out or somehow evicted which was initiated by the person who ends up packing up. Refers to Manny Ramirez and his eviction from the Boston Red Sox to the Los Angeles Dodgers.

Harvard student: This school doesn't deserve a student like me! I love Boston and I love the people but Harvard doesn't deserve me!

Admissions Director: Well then either quit your Mannyisms or get into this cardboard box and we'll ship you off to Brown then.

Mannyism by Sid Barrett September 26, 2008