Mannyism

Bashing and trash-talk that will eventually get you fired, kicked out or somehow evicted which was initiated by the person who ends up packing up. Refers to Manny Ramirez and his eviction from the Boston Red Sox to the Los Angeles Dodgers.

Harvard student: This school doesn't deserve a student like me! I love Boston and I love the people but Harvard doesn't deserve me!

Admissions Director: Well then either quit your Mannyisms or get into this cardboard box and we'll ship you off to Brown then.

Mannyism by Sid Barrett September 26, 2008

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Mannoism

Named after famous Los Angeles TV/Radio personality Kevin Manno, cohost of top rated morning radio show Valentine in the Morning, person with this characteristic possesses lightning quick wit and humor with biting sarcasm. People possessing Mannoism are also known to bend the rules to the point of crossing ethical boundaries, but in a good-natured way as highlighted by popular segment “Kevin’s Unethical Life Advice”.

How do loyal Mannoism practitioners (aka Mannoist) nap in the office? You spill paper clips on the floor and sleep in front of the office door. When someone opens the door and hits your head, you wake up and say “Oh, I just spilled paper clips all over the floor!”

Ed, practicing full Mannoism, was forcibly removed from a restaurant when his date was seen brazenly smoking in the dining room. Unfortunately, he couldn’t escape without paying the dinner bill.

Andy found out the hard way that yelling “Money Up” at La Puente Wells Fargo is ill advised. Who woulda thunk that not everyone in greater LA was fully versed in Mannoism. C’est incroyable!

Mannoism by Edju August 7, 2019

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Mankyism

A saying or phrase that is written with the intent of being serious but is in fact ridiculous.

An example of a Mankyism is "You can't have a bacon buttie, the king of foods, without bread." or "No. I can't believe people who wank in public toilets and things like that. Its like they are a wanking animal."

Mankyism by Lord Football September 1, 2006