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Person with a specific face. Girls would like to sit on it, but wouldn't want to wake up besides someone with this kind of face.
Samira: Did you get lucky last night?
Caitlyn: Yeah, I went to Manke's place.
Samira: I assume you left after he fell asleep??
Caitlyn: Yeah yeah of course. Why would I ever wake up besides a Manke.
Manke by Emppuking October 18, 2020
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manke
manke by shit words March 22, 2021
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the degradation and consequent build up of natural substances around physical objects, namely those that contain food stubstances. Its similar to milge.
This milk bottle has manke
manke by Anthea Scott September 16, 2006
Person 1: Do you see that Manke over there?
Person 2: Nah, I only see that hoe over there
Manke by ignorantthot January 15, 2019

emily manke 

A stupid ass bitch that can’t get her life together and struggles. Also a loyal friend HMU on insta bitches.
You know that bitch Emily Manke?
Yeah I know her.
emily manke by Thatgrljay December 16, 2019

shnanke manke 

The richest and most exotic of all intoxicating beverages. Brought to you by the M.F.F.....and its cheap too!
Hey bro I just got 3.75 in luch money lets go get us some SHNANKE MANKE it's the best dranke i thanke?
shnanke manke by heavy-d March 9, 2003

Mackem Mammaries 

Also see shit tits

There must be something in the water in Sunderland that produces the absolutely worst tits in the country. Some great looking arses but horrible haunting tits

Maybe its the salt in the sea air or maybe its the amount of kids they have or the amount of drugs they do who knows 🤷
Careful I picked up on a Sunderland twang there, she probably has mackem mammaries
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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