Manheim

A quiet, wigger-infested town of about 5000 in Lancaster County. Where the most interesting event is the farmshow.

Not Manheim Township, I'm talking about the orginal Manheim. Home of the all-powerful budget-consuming Baron football team.

Kid 1: Yo D00Dz letz go 2 da Oasis n smoke up!
Kid 2: Naw man, dat place iz lyke full of hookerz.
Kid 3: W0rd Z?

Person 1: Hey, want 2 go 2 Eric's prty? It's gonna b crzy!!!
Person 2: D00d, da Farmshow's dis week.

Kid 1: Lyke, where d0 u live?
Kid 2: In da ghetto of Charlotte Street, dawg.

Kid 1: Hey, want to go to the golf game on Saturday?
Kid 2: Screw dat, Baron's go 2 states on Saturday, dawg.

Manheim by Emma January 6, 2005

Manheim Township

A school in Lancaster,PA full of white rich kids who try to act ghetto but fail and ultimately end up embarrassing themselves. Teachers are dickheads and students are the most egotistical people on earth.

Person #1: “yo that guy is a douchebag”

Person #2:”yea they go to Manheim Township”

Person #1: “oh shit, that makes sense”

Manheim Township by iOnlySpeakFax December 11, 2018

Manheim Township

the school that makes the kids go to school in -3 degrees. does township know how many walkers we have? Township is actually trying to get sued cuz when kids walk outside they got frostbite. it’s your fault township all yours.

oh yeah Manheim Township, the school that gave their kids frostbite. i heard bout that...

Manheim Township by Townshipstudent January 31, 2019

Manheim Township

The school thats hundreds of millions of dollars in debt and settles their budgeting issues by making student parking passes $100 and forcing the students to pay $120 for their first extra curricular activity, $80 for the second, and $60 for everything after that. The parking permits are ridiculous since they don't even take care of the parking lot. They don't even clear the snow and ice, students fall down in the icy parking lots walking into school in the winter. Known as the "rich" school, which is hilarious since it has no money but the school board wants everyone to think it does. It might as well be a private school since parents are basically paying tuition. Oh. and they also charge activity fees for students that are raising money for childhood cancer.

Person 1: "Hey you know Dr. Gene Freeman? The superintendent of Manheim Township?"

Person 2: "Oh you mean the vagina face that makes kids pay money to help children dying form pediatric cancer?"

Manheim Township by Pissed off student. October 20, 2012

Manheim Township

An institution with enough money to build a Colosseum and call it the gym, stock the halls with Vitamen Water vending machines, and have flat screen tvs on the walls to every class. But not enough money to give the band kids lockers at the beginning of the school year.

It also has a history of letting kids who get in trouble off the hook very easily.

The kids have nicer cars then the teachers.

"That kids is going to get expelled! "
"No, no. This is Manheim Township."

Manheim Township by a.c.i.d October 10, 2009

manheim central high school

A shitty school located in Manheim, PA. Teachers and administrators care about 2 things, masks and their payroll. Huge amount of lgbt+ people and a good percent of the girls have a dick bigger than the guys.

“Hey look that kid goes to Manheim Central High school” “ew let’s cut his dick off”

manheim central high school by ballsacklol60 September 20, 2021

Manheim Township

The rich school in Lancaster, PA that wins at everything and that everyone hates.

Guy #1: Wow. That guy is a real jerk. What a snob. He thinks he's better than us

Guy #2: He goes to Manheim Township...

Guy #1: That explains it.

Manheim Township by FluffytheMerchMan December 16, 2011