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MacDroid 

1) Person who uses and android phone/tablet/etc. and uses a Mac for main computer

2) Person who ignores all devices other than Apple's

3) Apple iRobot
1) John: "im a macdroid, bro"

Bob: "Oh you like Mac os x and have an android phone"

2) Smithy: "dont be such a macdroid

Joseph: "Apple products are my life

3) Steve Jobs " i now introduce the iRobot. It comes in 6 different colors"
MacDroid by josephsmith December 11, 2012
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Manbroidery 

A movement of men who cross-stitch or embroider. A subversion of a traditionally female art form. Any piece of embroidery or cross-stitch done buy a guy.
"Dude, did you see the Manbroidery that Chaz is working on? It's nutrageous!"
"I think I'll quit my job at Taco Bell and become a Manbroiderer."
Manbroidery by Mr. Murder December 1, 2009
a term meaning horrid created by mc and alice
megan is mandrid
mandrid by Louis0987654321 February 4, 2009

Man-droid 

You don't need a definition, just beware of them!!!
"Fuck! it's a MAN-DROID ARRRRGGGGGHHH!!!!!!"
Man-droid by Sea Dog August 8, 2006
noun. A specific type of hemorrhoid that is the result of a man being a pita.
I wish I could sit and visit with you Felicia but I've had a bad manroid ever since John decided we're spending too much money on tampons.
Manroid by Mari_P September 14, 2018
When a man is on their period. The male version of a period.
Brooo are you on you're manroid right now ?
Manroid by Jj_reckless June 22, 2018
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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