Mandaese 

English, just with tons of typos and spelling errors.

kawk yoi sp funny lol" lawl you so funny (in Mandaese)

Mandaese by Mandaese November 12, 2012

Mandasex 

The mandatory sex your stuck with for 2 years less a day once you have your mayor pillage your clients given to your children so the mandatory minimum sentences are used to threaten your child wifes

Mandasex is the sex you have after you realize mandatory minimums can work both ways

Mandasex by Cody5050 December 19, 2022