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Man Spread 

When a man sits down wthout crushing his balls.
Man Spread by coleeco December 9, 2016

man spread 

when a male or female spreads there legs to stop other people from sitting with them.
Person 1. I think I am gonna come sit here
Person 2. OH NO MAN SPREAD
man spread by galpal84 September 13, 2018

Man spread 

When a man is is the middle cat seat and spreads his legs out making everyone else uncomfortable.
The road trip was fun but fat joe was in the middle the whole time so I had to deal with his man spread.
Man spread by Jsummers33 January 6, 2017

Man Spread 

When someone is a douchebag so they spread their legs so wide and take up so much space aka SJJ
Me: SJJ you man spread the whole car ride to Tennessee. Please stop I’m begging you.

SJJ: Idc lmao
Man Spread by bihdontsetmeup June 7, 2019

Cd’s man spread 

When a girl man spreads so big that it takes up the whole table and makes people very uncomfortable.
Yo I didn’t mean to Cd’s man spread on the bench this morning
Cd’s man spread by Tweetpea12 September 13, 2019

Man-spreading

What men do to keep from hurting their balls. This act gets some women annoyed.
I'm sorry ladies for man-spreading but if I don't I will never be able to have a kid.
Man-spreading by Trashist January 12, 2017