Man Spread

Where a dude sits down on a chair and spreads out his legs to make a V shape with them.

"Dude I need to man spread, I have been on my feet all day."

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When a man sits down wthout crushing his balls.

Man Spread by coleeco December 9, 2016

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man spread

when a male or female spreads there legs to stop other people from sitting with them.

Person 1. I think I am gonna come sit here
Person 2. OH NO MAN SPREAD

man spread by galpal84 September 13, 2018

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When a man is is the middle cat seat and spreads his legs out making everyone else uncomfortable.

The road trip was fun but fat joe was in the middle the whole time so I had to deal with his man spread.

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When someone is a douchebag so they spread their legs so wide and take up so much space aka SJJ

Me: SJJ you man spread the whole car ride to Tennessee. Please stop I’m begging you.

SJJ: Idc lmao

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When a girl man spreads so big that it takes up the whole table and makes people very uncomfortable.

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What men do to keep from hurting their balls. This act gets some women annoyed.

I'm sorry ladies for man-spreading but if I don't I will never be able to have a kid.

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