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old man drunk
the act of coming home after a long day at work and getting wasted but holding your alcohol for the sake of the kids
after a hard day on the job, John kicked off his timberlands, unbutton his flannel, opened the bottled of Jack Daniel's and got old man drunk while watching the game. He then proceeded to have his children sit on his lap and teach them lessons on life.
old man drunk by hotlunch96 February 25, 2010
angy drunk man
The angy drunk man tries to find a girl at the bar the angy drunk man walks in the bar and finds himself a beautiful young waman he talks to her and he says " have seggs with me" with his luscious lips and then she says "yes ofc angy drunk man" she bends down and takes off the angy drunk mans jeans and then slides down the angy drunk mans boxers but all she found was....WAS A VAGINA. the lady gasp, but then she started poking the pussy and had fun for the rest of the night. in the morning the so called angy drunk man said to the lady "im sorry for lying my name's elle do u wanna date me?" elle says. "ofc and my names kyndra" and they lived happily seggsly after
angy drunk man by MommySussyBAKAKAKKAKAMAKAKAah_ June 8, 2021
angy little sussy drunk man
They're the type of person to fuck your dog, kill your family, sacrifise your mum to the devils, terrorize an orphanage and fuck your dog again.
They're also a gay asf 13yo moderator on KyndraHq's server.
They're also a gay asf 13yo moderator on KyndraHq's server.
angy little sussy drunk man by terroristmommymilkersuwu June 28, 2021
angy little sussy drunk man
The type of person who would fuck your dog, kill your whole family, sacrifise your mom to the devils, terrorize an orphanage, spit in your apple juice and then fuck your dog again.
They're also a 13yo moderator on KyndraHQ's server and gay asf.
They're also a 13yo moderator on KyndraHQ's server and gay asf.
"Have you heard what Susan did yesterday? It was so poggers."
"I know right? She's souch a silly angy little sussy drunk man teehee uwu!"
"I know right? She's souch a silly angy little sussy drunk man teehee uwu!"
angy little sussy drunk man by terroristmommymilkersuwu June 28, 2021
You look happier than a drunk man on a Saturday
You look happier than a drunk man on a Saturday by Tetofan🥖🥐🥖🥐 December 21, 2025
Drunk Floor Man (DFM)
A male human being who is presumably under the influence of alcohol and is locked on the floor and unable to move, usually drunk floor men still act drunk but are unable to get off the floor
The paramedics had to be called to get the drunk floor man (DFM) off the train since he was too drunk to move and was believed to have had alcohol poisoning
Drunk Floor Man (DFM) by GayCloud June 17, 2018
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
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Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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