Man drunk 

when a girl is really drunk, falling over and making a fool of herself, in the way a man would get drunk

How drunk was sarah last night

Yeah dude, she was man drunk i dont think she can hold her booze.

Man drunk by waldo38 October 16, 2008

old man drunk

the act of coming home after a long day at work and getting wasted but holding your alcohol for the sake of the kids

after a hard day on the job, John kicked off his timberlands, unbutton his flannel, opened the bottled of Jack Daniel's and got old man drunk while watching the game. He then proceeded to have his children sit on his lap and teach them lessons on life.

old man drunk by hotlunch96 February 25, 2010

angy drunk man 

A sussy baka whos drunk asf and want more wives than Bartholomew and loves seggs

The angy drunk man tries to find a girl at the bar the angy drunk man walks in the bar and finds himself a beautiful young waman he talks to her and he says " have seggs with me" with his luscious lips and then she says "yes ofc angy drunk man" she bends down and takes off the angy drunk mans jeans and then slides down the angy drunk mans boxers but all she found was....WAS A VAGINA. the lady gasp, but then she started poking the pussy and had fun for the rest of the night. in the morning the so called angy drunk man said to the lady "im sorry for lying my name's elle do u wanna date me?" elle says. "ofc and my names kyndra" and they lived happily seggsly after

angy drunk man by MommySussyBAKAKAKKAKAMAKAKAah_ June 8, 2021

angy little sussy drunk man 

They're the type of person to fuck your dog, kill your family, sacrifise your mum to the devils, terrorize an orphanage and fuck your dog again.

They're also a gay asf 13yo moderator on KyndraHq's server.

"I fucked 30 dogs yesterday!"

"Omg you're souch a silly angy little sussy drunk man uwu!"

angy little sussy drunk man by terroristmommymilkersuwu June 28, 2021

angy little sussy drunk man 

The type of person who would fuck your dog, kill your whole family, sacrifise your mom to the devils, terrorize an orphanage, spit in your apple juice and then fuck your dog again.

They're also a 13yo moderator on KyndraHQ's server and gay asf.

"Have you heard what Susan did yesterday? It was so poggers."

"I know right? She's souch a silly angy little sussy drunk man teehee uwu!"

angy little sussy drunk man by terroristmommymilkersuwu June 28, 2021

You look happier than a drunk man on a Saturday

This means that you are carefree and jolly.

Damn, Daniel, that amusement park made you look happier than a drunk man on a Saturday!

You look happier than a drunk man on a Saturday by Tetofan🥖🥐🥖🥐 December 21, 2025

Drunk Floor Man (DFM) 

A male human being who is presumably under the influence of alcohol and is locked on the floor and unable to move, usually drunk floor men still act drunk but are unable to get off the floor

The paramedics had to be called to get the drunk floor man (DFM) off the train since he was too drunk to move and was believed to have had alcohol poisoning

Drunk Floor Man (DFM) by GayCloud June 17, 2018