by Bumwhole March 19, 2019
by tyrell biggums February 03, 2009
The theorem that someone has watched so much porn in their early teens that once they have matured, masturbation and simple pornography does not arouse them.
“Bro Moyers you asked that girl for nudes?”
“Sorry man, x-vids just ain’t cutting it”
“Man you weren’t lying, you do gotta old man dick”
“Sorry man, x-vids just ain’t cutting it”
“Man you weren’t lying, you do gotta old man dick”
by GGuthrie February 17, 2018
Verb;
Made up in older times by a stocky, grey-haired lumberjack named Ol' Danny Boy.
Now modernly used as a violent term when extremely mad, usually shouted with extreme prejudice at someone for a minor inconvenience or insult the shouter would have taken offense to.
Made up in older times by a stocky, grey-haired lumberjack named Ol' Danny Boy.
Now modernly used as a violent term when extremely mad, usually shouted with extreme prejudice at someone for a minor inconvenience or insult the shouter would have taken offense to.
(Verb)~
(you arrive at the theater and are dumbfounded and furious to see that the movie you wanted to enjoy is sold out)
customer-What the hell! I drove five miles to see this movie and its sold out just great!
employee- Sorry sir better luck next time.
customer-You know what, Go Suck a Man's Dick!
(you arrive at the theater and are dumbfounded and furious to see that the movie you wanted to enjoy is sold out)
customer-What the hell! I drove five miles to see this movie and its sold out just great!
employee- Sorry sir better luck next time.
customer-You know what, Go Suck a Man's Dick!
by Quiteabod November 13, 2013
a jock who is so hell bent on being 'cool', that he dose not realize everyone fucking hates him/her.
bill: after chad scored that winning touchdown he totally blew me off in the hallway.
ted: yeah he's starting to be a real douche-all-man-dick.
ted: yeah he's starting to be a real douche-all-man-dick.
by duck tape November 13, 2009
by SuperBinBall September 05, 2009
Victim:Do you know what day is it?
(Male)r@pist:No what?
Victim:Its national cut a mans dick off
R@pist:What??
Victim:*cuts his dick off*
(Male)r@pist:No what?
Victim:Its national cut a mans dick off
R@pist:What??
Victim:*cuts his dick off*
by kambadassihm March 21, 2021