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A thick, creamy substance that is launched from a man's penis; cum.
Jeremy was furiously whipping up some man yoghurt for his girlfriend.
by Tund March 06, 2008
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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Sperm. Semen is an organic fluid that usually contains spermatozoa.
Guy 1: Did you see Jon shoot a big load of man yoghurt on Cindy's face?!
Guy 2: Man, Cindy was so surprised!
by Entropia March 06, 2007
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