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Man Poon 

The ultimate in a metro sexual. or latent homosexual male.
One who loves to have every orifice penetrated whether he admits it or not.

Also known as JR.
Man we double slammed the Man Poon last night.
Man Poon by The Stiffis February 26, 2010
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man poon 

Another word for the male reproductive organ, most commonly used when referring to homosexual relations(sex).
Stephen Neirinick likes the man poon.
man poon by kidda October 30, 2003

man-poon 

male vagina, mangina.
male genitals or asshole.
she punched him right in the man-poon.
man-poon by B-R September 10, 2005

Poontang man 

A guy who sneaks around having sex with other men's wives and girlfriends while they're away.

Also the name of a song sung by American blues singer Shirley Brown
Hey, you need to talk to your son before he get himself killed trying to be the poontang man with Ray Ray's wife.
Poontang man by Mackendeez March 4, 2018
equivalent to using the word poon in a sentence, it refers to the male genitalia.
Jess: That dude is hot.
Joan: I would so tap that manpoon.
manpoon by jbonbon September 30, 2008
It is when a man has the squirts or loose stools and needs to use some roll toilet paper like a tampoon to catch or absorb shit. It avoids a man to have shit streaks on his underwear.
Man I need to go to the bathroom to get a manpoon or my girlfriend will think that I shit myself.
Manpoon by JBCE July 20, 2008
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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