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Man Math 

The act of justifying an otherwise irrational purchase, through application of flawed logic, logical fallacies, and liberal use of arithmetical gymnastics; often with little to no true bearing on the actual costs of the purchase, or value at play.
E.g. "If I buy the Porsche 911 instead of leasing it, it should cost less, as I'm amazing at selling cars, and this one's great and will probably increase in value cos it's black. So that's like, erm, $90,000, less what, $10k for depreciation... so yeah I can afford it, it'll only cost me $10k to run the car... Yeah It's kinda man math but yeah!"
Man Math by DrPep July 26, 2019
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million man math

An exxageration to make something look like a success. Something that people do who don't try as hard as the rest of us. Someone said that there were well over a million people at the million man march when they were actually less than 400,000.
A: There is no way that he drank that many beers, he's using his million man math again.

B: Typical for his kind.
million man math by sneekix November 23, 2006
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Mad man Mathew

Pure unit 🤌
ITS MAD MAN MATHEW , HIDE YOUR WIFE
Mad man Mathew by Mad man matty February 26, 2022

Man Maths 

The act of loosely guestimating whether a goal is achievable, often without fully thinking through the ramifications of achieving said goal.
Last month, Joe used Man Maths to work out he could just about afford an iPad with his disposable income and purchased one, however a week later he ended up receiving an on-the-spot fine for being stellard in public and this took him into his overdraft.
Man Maths by FoxdieUK July 8, 2010

manmathan 

A sexy, hot, and handsome lookin guy. A.K.A. ladies man/playa.. manmathan the tamil movie
Vivek the manmathan.
manmathan by hotsexysexysexyxxx August 24, 2009
Verb
To pull a Manmath
The act of committing suicide by jumping out of a window.
Synonyms: defenestration
He was depressed, so he pulled a Manmath bro.
Manmath by Lord Baban May 18, 2018

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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