Man Lunch 

A lunch that involves just men eating things like meat, potatoes, fried food etc. Vegtables, salads and similar are strictly forbidden.

It's Friday, so Brian, Joe and Dave just went to a steak and burger joint for a nice Man Lunch.

Man Lunch by snarfy22 July 22, 2011

man lunch 

The kind of lunch your dad might send you to school with, as opposed to a woman lunch that your mother makes. Man lunches, unfortunately, are paltry, awkward and poorly planned compared to their feminine counterparts. Scientists say this is because men's brains are missing a part that gives woman certain culinary sensibilities.

The quintessential man lunch is water, which contrary to popular belief, is not a food, crackers, a cheese sandwich and a banana, which are each, respectively, crushed by the water. Man lunches also sometimes have milk in a resealable container, which becomes lukewarm within minutes of being taken from the fridge and leaves a film of foul residue on the container that will never be completely washed out.

Man lunches are usually invoked in arguments about gay marriage.

Gay marriage threatens our communities, our families, and indeed our way of life. What child wants a man lunch?
-Pat Robertson

man lunch by supaDISC December 10, 2005

Business man's lunch 

3 martinis and some pretzels. Commonly used to make the long half of the day a little more pleasant.

Boss: "Why are you in such a good mood?"

Employee: "Just came back from a business man's lunch."

B: "Oh... What did you have?"

E: "Ummm.... Some Pretzels."

Business man's lunch by Kmadd December 14, 2004

Business man's lunch 

Going to the strip club during the day.

Hey guy's, let's go to a business man's lunch at Showgirls.

Business man's lunch by Vegas702 October 31, 2018

poor man’s lunch

Exactly how it sounds. When you’re a broke college student and can’t afford to pay for food, so you put some free items from the student center food court together and call it a meal.

What did you eat today?

I snagged saltine crackers from the student center Quiznos and a few sauces from Chick-Fil-A right next to it to dip the crackers in.

Damn, that’s a poor man’s lunch.

Yeah, looking forward to my ice soup for dinner.

poor man’s lunch by maxreboband December 2, 2023