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Man Flesh 

A single line that Lurtz the orc captain from Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, responds with when he is asked, quote, "What is it?" by one of his fellow orcs. "Urr, what is it??" A two second pause.... "MAN FLESH!"
An example would be if you are sitting in class one day and your teacher, who happens to be male, walks into the room. As soon as he comes into view say this,... *sniff sniff*..."I smell MAN FLESH!" Then get up and tackle him and decapitate him if neccessary. If you have a woman teacher, then... well, if she can pass as a man, then go ahead and do it. Might be even funnier. :p
Man Flesh by Public Enemy (PE2) April 29, 2008

Man Flesh 

The flesh that only men have, down below the waist. girls like to suck on it.
Noo!!! Pleez don't cut off my man flesh!!!
Man Flesh by Harrold P merphy November 18, 2003
The flesh, or body, of a member of the human race as opposed to an elf, orc, dwarf, etc.
(Big orc sniffs the air)

Mauhúr: "What is it? What do you smell?"

Uglúk: "Man-flesh."
Man-Flesh by liquifiedbread April 12, 2008

Hot Man Flesh 

1. skin on a man that is sweaty and smelly

2. a realy hot guy.
1. That guy has some really hot man flesh!

2.OMG that guy is so hot, i want some really hot man flesh
Hot Man Flesh by kingruneman October 12, 2008

slamming the man flesh 

in a violent fit of sexual tension, usually after breaking up with ones girlfriend/slam piece, one will tug his meat to his hearts delight, or until his anger is calmed.
i was so pissed when my main bitch broke up with me that i was forced to begin slamming the man flesh as soon as i got home.

volcanic man flesh 

A sticky, smelly liquid that spurts out from a males sexual organ, give pleasure, or to reproduce.
"my volcanic man flesh just erupted."

man flashes 

when a man starts to sweat profusely and feels very warm for no apparent reason. This is the inverse of hot flashes which is only felt by women who are post menopausal
Either I'm getting man flashes or the AC temperature in here needs to be turned down.
man flashes by Jakuh May 26, 2009
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