Man Flesh

A single line that Lurtz the orc captain from Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, responds with when he is asked, quote, "What is it?" by one of his fellow orcs. "Urr, what is it??" A two second pause.... "MAN FLESH!"

An example would be if you are sitting in class one day and your teacher, who happens to be male, walks into the room. As soon as he comes into view say this,... *sniff sniff*..."I smell MAN FLESH!" Then get up and tackle him and decapitate him if neccessary. If you have a woman teacher, then... well, if she can pass as a man, then go ahead and do it. Might be even funnier. :p

by Public Enemy (PE2) April 30, 2008

Man Flesh

The flesh that only men have, down below the waist. girls like to suck on it.

Noo!!! Pleez don't cut off my man flesh!!!

by Harrold P merphy November 19, 2003

Man-Flesh

The flesh, or body, of a member of the human race as opposed to an elf, orc, dwarf, etc.

(Big orc sniffs the air)

Mauhúr: "What is it? What do you smell?"

Uglúk: "Man-flesh."

by liquifiedbread April 12, 2008

Hot Man Flesh

1. skin on a man that is sweaty and smelly

2. a realy hot guy.

1. That guy has some really hot man flesh!

2.OMG that guy is so hot, i want some really hot man flesh

by kingruneman August 19, 2008

slamming the man flesh

in a violent fit of sexual tension, usually after breaking up with ones girlfriend/slam piece, one will tug his meat to his hearts delight, or until his anger is calmed.

i was so pissed when my main bitch broke up with me that i was forced to begin slamming the man flesh as soon as i got home.

by Butthole Mcgee April 22, 2008

volcanic man flesh

A sticky, smelly liquid that spurts out from a males sexual organ, give pleasure, or to reproduce.

"my volcanic man flesh just erupted."

by sexy beast April 01, 2005