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A kid ages (10-13) who is chronically bad at video games and always has their head in the books, which can sometimes form a forehead dent. This person especially loves reading in class. He also hates being called a cantaloupe or chunky.
Bro, you're such a malinow.
Malinow by Jsweenes September 25, 2025
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Drew Malino 

Drew Malino is a 19 year old New Yorker youtuber who's channel name is drewmalino. He is most known for his multiple series of Chatroulette Music Time, Chatrouette Fun, and Drew Malino is Crazy. His phrase he says mostly has changed recently, from "Wazzupolo?" to "What's up? Hello! It's Drew Malino!" He recently does colabs with his good friend, Paul Davis Griffin, whos main channel is The Griffking. The dynamic duo that is "mang" (malino and griffin) used to do meet-ups near there hometowns. They also have a channel so they can send videos for everyone to see, which is simply called Malino and Griffin.
Wazzupolo! Guess who I just met at Chick-fil-a?
Who?
Drew Malino!!!!!!!!!!!!
Drew Malino by The Mang Lover October 26, 2013

Belgian Malinois

A type of dog that just looks like a skinny German Shepherd. in fact, many people call their Malinois a German Shepherd because they know the other person will have no idea what a Malinois is.
Person 1: "Woah! That German Shepherd is really skinny!"
Person 2: "Nope, that's just a Belgian Malinois."
The newest type of std also know as crabs
Oh shii you caught Malino
Malino by This dude smh June 21, 2018
Newest std found also know as crabs
How shii you got Malino
malino by This bidsshsh June 21, 2018

malinofski

Any malinofski is a sweet sometimes lazy happy cute person.
My girlfriend's last name is malinofski.
malinofski by OOF_Le_oof September 15, 2020

malinoodle 

A dog breed whereby the parents are a full blooded Malinois and a Labradoodle, not a Poodle.
We love our new Malinoodle puppy.
malinoodle by theBlackSheep November 13, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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