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Malinow

A kid ages (10-13) who is chronically bad at video games and always has their head in the books, which can sometimes form a forehead dent. This person especially loves reading in class. He also hates being called a cantaloupe or chunky.

Bro, you're such a malinow.

by Jsweenes September 25, 2025

Rookie Numbers

A school-run investment business where students can contribute money to be invested in an effort to help it grow through planned financial strategies. The group was created and is led by President Nicholas O’Boyle and Vice President Palmer Ryan Dawson. Jack Sweeney serves as the Strategoi, helping guide strategy but not founding the organization. The business also has a rival movement, the Rebellion, led by Cooper Kern and Leo Gregori, which challenges the main leadership.

Rookie numbers is an amazing investment business.

by Jsweenes December 8, 2025