If your name is Malese, you are probably one of the most unique people in the world. It may be because nobody has your name either because it's a coolass name for elites, or you are from Antarctica. Either way, your wacky ass probably can't find a job, but you're probably liked by everyone, and make people laugh easily. Unfortunately, your wack ass can't find a job because the girl who smokes pot who took your spot hasn't been fired yet. You probably play eSports or something cool for a living, because every other prick doesn't chase their dreams. Also, if you renamed yourself, fuck you.
by Bean-Man February 06, 2019
A person extremely socialy awkward. Natural habitat contains re-runs of the office while eating a whole sleeve of oreos.
by woahhhhnelly October 11, 2012