Malese

If your name is Malese, you are probably one of the most unique people in the world. It may be because nobody has your name either because it's a coolass name for elites, or you are from Antarctica. Either way, your wacky ass probably can't find a job, but you're probably liked by everyone, and make people laugh easily. Unfortunately, your wack ass can't find a job because the girl who smokes pot who took your spot hasn't been fired yet. You probably play eSports or something cool for a living, because every other prick doesn't chase their dreams. Also, if you renamed yourself, fuck you.

He is kicking everyone's ass in Smash, I bet his name is Malese.

by Bean-Man February 6, 2019

Malese Dale

A person extremely socialy awkward. Natural habitat contains re-runs of the office while eating a whole sleeve of oreos.

Dude you see that Malese Dale?
Nah bro where?! O wait now I see it what the fuckkkkk

by woahhhhnelly October 10, 2012

malestrom

Wild, fierce orgy consisting of males only.

(Or see maelstrom first if you don't understand)

Usually circular, it can also be dangerous. If you get too close, you may be grabbed and sucked into the center. Sticks and other rock hard debris may penetrate your hull. Malestroms may also involve large amounts of fast-moving liquid.

Girl: "Did you go to the all guys orgy last night?"
Guy: "Ohhh yeah!"
Girl: "So you had fun, then?"
Guy: "Bet your ass, I had fun - it was one fucking malestrom!"

by iHarteSax June 22, 2011

Maleeya

A person with this name isn't afraid to tell you off. They can be very funny and kind to others. You don't want to get on this person's bad side. If they notice you are sad they will cheer you up with typically some sort of food. This kind of person is a loud speaker but can be utterly silent at times. Friends of this person will always love them.

Friend #1: maleeya you are so funny!
Friend #2: *Dying of laughter*

by Chicken_nugget_squad#1 May 30, 2019

martin males

The calendar everyone needs.

Guy:Hey bro it's New Years, you going to get a new calendar?
Other Guy:No thanks, Martin Males is the only calendar I need.

by pifting April 19, 2018

maleen

At first she seems very shy but when you get to know her she can be crazy and funny . She is also a very attractive girl with a poppin' body

" damn look at that booty of Maleen "

by Saraouffel January 4, 2017

Maleeha

One of the most prettiest girls I have ever met. She can get you through anything even when she's struggling. She'll always be there for you no matter how much you hate on her. She loves her friends and values them so much. She's pretty on the inside and out. When she hits her craziest points you know that she feels comfortable around you. Maleeha never lies and always tells the truth to your face through thick and thin. If you ever meet a Maleeha, hang on to her, because it would hurt too much to lose her.

That girl is such a Maleeha!

by ZAPninja12 August 14, 2012