Male tennis players are always a gay male who forfeits the right to testosterone. The best thing to do if you see one is to simply point and laugh at how queer they are.
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.