Malclapper. 

Noun.

1. The name given to an individual whose attitude towards unusual and humorous behavior is characterized by embarrassed discomfort, exaggerated confusion and sarcastic, judgmental disapproval.

2. One who rarely participates in an activity but instead comments on the action from a distance.

3. One who avoids out right confrontation but instead communicates using passive aggression.

4. One who attempts to secure one's place in a group by preempting the judgement of the current majority.

5. One who is motivated by social awkwardness, insecurity and the need to fit in completely.

Bertram: "I did my gorilla impression at school and Chantelle Malclapped me in front of everybody."

Theodore: "She's a total Malclapper."

Typical Malclapper phrases include:

1. "Ummm... Ok? That was random."
2. "That's a little more information than I needed to know."
3. "I'm just going to stand over there."
4. "I'm a little bit worried about your mental health."
5. "Ummm... What the Hell? Jack Sparrow is SO WEIRD."
6. "What... I seriously don't even get it."
7. "Ummm... Ok. Just make up your own word on Urban Dictionary... That's totally normal."

Malclapper. by Augustine Summerton November 4, 2011

maxcapper 

A maxcapper is someone who can top any story, anything you say you did he says he did it first, or he did it better, or his was bigger, or he made more money, or he caught the bigger fish. Usually a liar, and eager to start meaningless arguments. alt. Captain Max or Mr. MaxThat

That maxcapper told me he won two oscars when he heard I won a medal for eight years' service to the community. Who is he, Captain Max? Mr. Maxthat? Sir max a lot?

maxcapper by JR Hannafin July 5, 2004

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004