malarchy

mal-ark-ee

Something that generates a lot of work or fuss.

"I can't be bothered with all that malarchy."
or "Organising this was such a malarchy!"
or "This organising malarchy isn't easy."

by Rabid Giraffe May 24, 2006

malarchy

Word orgin: prefix "mal" meanining inappropriate or askew as in "malpractice", "archy" meaning "form of rule" or "governing body" as in monarchy.
Definition:1) action resulting from foolish judgement.
2) Foolish statement.

That statement is malarchy.
That malarchy kept me sweeping up shadows all day.

by koafancypants September 19, 2007

Ur Mom Malarchy

Even worse than Ur mom gai, ur dad lesbian, ur sister a mister, and ur granny tranny combined......

Tod: Ur mom gai
Joe: Ur granny tranny
Tod: Ur sister a mister
Joe: Ur mom malarchy
*Tod implodes causing a black hole to encompass the omniverse

by NiggaBeater503 May 13, 2018

Malarchy Murphy

a utter shithead who deals drugs infront of security cameras

Fuck off, Malarchy Murphy

by Tasty boi May 11, 2018

horse malarchy

An improved version of malarchy. Used to describe an unfavorable situation or when something backfires. Made popular by Vocal Status.

"I was supposed to have a party at my house, but no one showed."
"That's some real horse malarchy."

by Stretch Massee October 26, 2007

malarchy

Literally "bad / wrong / mis government or rule" combining the prefix "mal" as in malpractice or malfeasance, with the suffix "archy" meaning rule or government, as in monarchy or anarchy.

The country threw off monarchy but due to corruption it eventually descended into malarchy.

by Scholosophy January 11, 2024