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If a girl is Malaka, she's unbelievably gorgeous.
I love her. She's so malaka.
Malaka. by Modather April 16, 2020
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the greek word for wanka but usually used as a friendly greeting.
or used as a term of abuse
giasou re malaka
ti kavete malaka

aiyia mi sou malaka
malaka by LatinaKaterina November 17, 2004
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Greek word for wanker.
Useful word to know when visiting Greece, as you'll need to use it.
"Ela re, Malaka"
"He's such a malaka!"
Malaka by Posh Birds Do It Best March 28, 2009
The greek swear word meaning 'Master Masturbater', someone who mastubates often...it is used often as an insult to males (it is often used as the word wanker)
"look at that guy, he thinks he's so hot...what a malaka!"
Malaka by greekkoukla July 3, 2009
greek for 'wanker'
used often in a workplace where there is a majority of greeks present
worker1: YOU MALAKA!
worker2: heh ... yeh
malaka by LaRgO October 19, 2004
malaka is a word we use in greece, it can be used to greet a friend or to curse at someone (translation = wanker)
ela re malaka pos eisai? (hi malaka how are you?)

fige re malaka (go away malaka)
malaka by EveryDayMalakas March 31, 2022
1.a.) The Greek word for "wanker" usually used in a friendly manner between people that are good friends (thus eliminating the possibilities of misunderstanding the meaning and/or starting a fight) or b.) for abusive purposes,aka in english: "asshole".

2. A type of cheese that is made only in the Greek island of Krete
1.a.) Hello "malaka"! b.) Get outta here you "malaka",before i...

2. Pass the malaka,it's very tasty!
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