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Makkitize

1. Taking a sale from mere cents, to emptying the customers pockets.
2. Making the customer believe they got the best deal in town, even though they wont figure out why they mortgaged their home to fix their car.
3. Instilling a false confidence in sales in order to hit your quota by any means necessary.
" The customer was Makkitized when he fixed his vehicle."
" We managed to take an initial sale of 5.00 and Makkitize it to 1,500.00
by MakDaddio September 9, 2010
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Manitize

To wash one's penis with hand sanitizer after sex.
If you didn't use a condom then you need to manitize. Kill's 99.99% of bacteria.

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That bitch is dirty. I hope you manitized afterwards.
by E. Benji June 7, 2011
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Manitize

When a swinging single bachelor quickly straightens the "pad" before a hot date creating the illusion of cleanliness.
When she called and said she was on her way, I quickly manitized the apartment.
by Ro London October 17, 2008
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manitize

to urinate upon something after setting it aflame
We manitized the shit out of those dishes.
by charles winthrop III August 19, 2009
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Mansitizer

Hand Sanitizer for men.Not found in the kitchen. A hand sanitizer becomes a Mansitizer the moment 4 bros come together, take a small portion of the bottle in their hands, and smell the aroma together. Once the Hand Sanitizer becomes a Mansitizer, it must remain in the room it concieved this epic title. No other hand sanitizer shall be brought into the room until the mansitizer has been finished. When admitting a bro to a clique of bros, the initiation normally includes the inductuee taking some of the mansitizer and smelling it while shouting to his maximum potential.
Dude, don't over use the Mansitizer, for the sanitizing gods will smite thee!

The Mansitizer shall remain in the room, and shall never leave...especially to the kitchen.
by LaxMasterChad October 18, 2010
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Manitize

Manitize mah-nee tahyz - etymological word composition

Noun: Mani

Etymology: From German (Manie) - An excessively intense enthusiasm, interest, or desire: the passionate urge to have to do something; arabic (mani) = prevention of harm; Greek/ late Latin (Mania), = rage, insanity

Suffix:
-ize
-ise (non-Oxford British spelling)

Etymology: From Middle English -isen (“-ise, -ize”), from Old French -iser (“-ize”), from Latin -izāre (“-ize”), from Ancient Greek -ίζειν (-ízein), from Proto-Indo-European *-idyé- (verbal suffix). Cognate with Gothic -𐌹𐍄𐌾𐌰𐌽 (-itjan, verbal suffix), Old High German -izzen (verbal suffix), Old English -ettan (verbal suffix). Used to form verbs from nouns or adjectives, the verbs having the sense of "to make what is denoted by the noun/adjective".
- I will seek to manitize the system that prevents education inequality.
- We saw manitize engendered in a wide cross section of pupils.
by john.mueller March 28, 2017
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Manitize

Manitize mah-nee tahyz - etymological word composition

Noun: Mani

Etymology: From German (Manie) - An excessively intense enthusiasm, interest, or desire: the passionate urge to have to do something; arabic (mani) = prevention of harm; Greek/ late Latin (Mania), = rage, insanity

Suffix:
-ize
-ise (non-Oxford British spelling)

Etymology: From Middle English -isen (“-ise, -ize”), from Old French -iser (“-ize”), from Latin -izāre (“-ize”), from Ancient Greek -ίζειν (-ízein), from Proto-Indo-European *-idyé- (verbal suffix). Cognate with Gothic -𐌹𐍄𐌾𐌰𐌽 (-itjan, verbal suffix), Old High German -izzen (verbal suffix), Old English -ettan (verbal suffix). Used to form verbs from nouns or adjectives, the verbs having the sense of "to make what is denoted by the noun/adjective".
- I will seek to manitize the system that prevents education inequality.
- We saw manitize engendered in a wide cross section of pupils.
by john.mueller March 29, 2017
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