Makin' Pie 

When you cut a silent fart while riding in the car with friends.

John: OMG... what is that smell?

Rick: I'm makin' pie!

John: Roll down the windows!

Makin' Pie by Scotrone March 11, 2010

making pecan pie 

1. Female masturbation, due to the resemblance of the female genitalia to pecans and to the sweetness of the pie.

2. Two females having sex

3. A female getting a hand job/being eaten out

1. After Bill left me, I've been making pecan pies.

2. Did you hear that those two hotties made pecan pie last night?

3. Joel made me the best pecan pie ever last night.

making pecan pie by synchrohobbit November 20, 2006

Making a fish pie 

Almost identical to a cream pie except the girl has either questionable personal hygiene standards or an obvious yeast infection.

Did you cream pie that girl you were with last night?
No, she hadn't showered for a week. I was definitely making a fish pie.

Making a fish pie by Dangle Berry March 21, 2010

main piece 

a woman that a guy dates for the primary purpose of providing his steady source of sex. The woman is almost always unaware that this guy is actively seeking out as many side pieces as possible. See also Main, main bitch, main squeeze.

Dude 1: This club is wack. Its looks like our chances of meeting some fine honeys are pretty slim.
Dude 2: No big deal! I got my main piece waiting for me at home.

main piece by toast455 February 17, 2006