MainMan

Abbreviation - MM. A legendary mythical creature that upon entering your life, destroys everything you ever loved and cared for in 3.2 seconds.

It took 15 security, a tranquilliser gun and a crucifix dipped in holy water to stop Mainman last night because they touched his watch!

by Flatfooted dancer May 27, 2018

Get manman'w

Fuck your mom in Haitian creole.

American boy: Haitians are ugly and eat cat.
Haitian boy: Get manman'w makak led.

by LilZoeVert August 8, 2016

fondle the mailman

Card game introduced by Arthur Spooner on the King of Queens.

Arthur: Alright fellas, the game is called Kick the Dog...Threes, Sixes, Nines, One-Eyed Jacks, and Suicide Kings are wild.
Doug: Tell you what, Arthur, why don't you just tell us what's not wild.

Arthur: That's Fondle the Mailman, and we're playing that next.

by walkingxdisaster October 25, 2012

mainlander

Referring to the Chinese who are not Hongkonger, people form Macau or Taiwan. So few of us are not Communists. These people are awful according to anyone who is not from the Chinese Mainland. But if you actually get to know some younger people with good education (or some who are not studying in the terrible brainwashing school system/studying abroad) they are normal/nice people just like most human beings.

A mainlander can be a devil or a good person, it depends on who you meet in life.

by Why Do U Care What I'm Called July 22, 2020

main man

my homeboy or best friend; usually used when the person in question hooks you up with a sweet deal

My main man just hooked me up with courtside seats to the Knicks.

by ryan September 11, 2004

Mailman

When you go to a house and ring the doorbell of a friend. Before your friend answers the door, you take off your pants and underwear to expose your genitals and then do a headstand or handstand (legs apart) so that your exposed genitals are as close to the victim's eye level as possible. Finally when your friend answers the door you must ask "Did you order a package?"

Lenny: "Hey, did you order a package?".

Steve: "Ah Jesus Christ, I didn't see that mailman coming. I need to call my therapist".

by Lorethe2nd October 29, 2015

Mailman fucker

My ex-wife.

My ex-wife fucked the mailman. Therefore,she is a mailman fucker.

by pfc. Snowball January 13, 2009