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The smartest, yet most retarded and saddest conglomerate of flesh to ever walk on the Earth. Gives hella sloppy toppy tho and good at it too.
I heard somebody escaped the psych ward again
yeah, its that dipshit Mahjuob again
Mahjuob by Dagamerturtle December 27, 2023
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Mahjouba 

Very nice person. But loses her temper fast, and you don't want to be around her if she's mad. She is funny, loves to make jokes, always thinks carefully, partybeast, has a good sense for fashion. She is a familyperson. And has a lot of friends. She's a good person to be around cause she never let's you down. You shouldn't challenge her. 'Cause she can't stand her loss. But she's still a social and loyal person! (she loves to have good talks)
Wow did you see that girl over there
YEA she gives me mahjouba vibes.
Mahjouba by GIMME THE MONEY SVP June 26, 2021
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mahjouba 

Mahjouba is a girl like no other . Although she may seem like a heartless bitch , she really isn't.

She is reliable, funny and has a surprisingly great taste in music . Her hair usually short in a pixie she doesnt use it nor her style as a security blanket as she is still able to shine without them .

Mahjouba or jouba for short is a unique being just like her name . She is a definite keeper ( and an occasional asswhole )
If u need someone to rely on get yourself a mahjouba bro !
mahjouba by Since_mcmxcvi June 17, 2017
A fantastic and kind person. Someone who you want as a friend but not as an enemy. Mahjooba is hardworking, goal-driven, and eager to conquer the world. She is a rule-breaker with a sixth sense that can pinpoint an evil person 1000 miles away. A few nicknames for Mahjooba are joobs, joobie, or MJ.

Mahjooba’s sense of humor and sarcasm will either make you cringe or laugh until your stomach hurts. Find you a Mahjooba and keep her close. You won’t regret it.
Did you just Mahjooba that?
Mahjooba by MJ_threeTinstitute November 24, 2021

Mahjoobing 

To feign injury or illness in order to gain sick leaves. Doing the minimum required. Having a long list of detailed excuses to cover for his alleged illness. Not reflecting the true honest picture of his/herself.
Where are you today John? I am mahjoobing, leave me alone.
Mahjoobing by Jacobtheharlet June 9, 2019

Mahjubhi 

Mahjubhi is a Indian Muslim girl named. which means "a beautiful girl who cares about other people's needs without thinking about herself".
Mahjubhi is spelt with M-A-H-J-U-B-I but it will pronounce as Mahjubi.
Mahjubhi by 1972/10/21 November 28, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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