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magestical

to be so majestic that one can be compared to a unicorn stuck in an Indian's body.
"I'm pretty sure that Indian guy Sid is magestical. I don't think he can ever die, 'cause I'm pretty sure he's actually a unicorn."
magestical by Thor, the Mighty June 17, 2013

magestical

being magestic in the extreme
what a magestical view
magestical by willsybum September 6, 2022

Majestical 

Something that is beautiful, gracefully, and all-around magical!

The term was also used in the movie Hunt for the Wilder People, directed by Taika Waititi
That zebra's pretty majestical, aye?
Majestical by RickyBaker November 18, 2017

Ejaculus Majestica 

Written in the scriptures for millennium and only spoken of in hushed tones. Hidden behind a secret library bookcase door, is a room that fulfils your every sexual desire and fantasy. The room only reveals itself to the most sexually deprived individuals.
I found the key boys! The key to EJACULUS MAJESTICA!

mesticals 

Messed Up Testicles

When a guy's balls are nasty, misshapen , deformed, distorted... missing. When the balls don't look right and they are messed up they are mesticals.
"I swear, his mesticals was shaped were Abraham Lincoln. And it even had a beard."
mesticals by MJE November 27, 2007

magestingling 

A brothel mixed with a restaurant. It's Chinese and you can stay there for only £2 a week
Come to magestingling and fuck some big big with some noodles
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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