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magestical

to be so majestic that one can be compared to a unicorn stuck in an Indian's body.
"I'm pretty sure that Indian guy Sid is magestical. I don't think he can ever die, 'cause I'm pretty sure he's actually a unicorn."
magestical by Thor, the Mighty June 17, 2013

magestical

being magestic in the extreme
what a magestical view
magestical by willsybum September 6, 2022

Majestical 

Something that is beautiful, gracefully, and all-around magical!

The term was also used in the movie Hunt for the Wilder People, directed by Taika Waititi
That zebra's pretty majestical, aye?
Majestical by RickyBaker November 18, 2017

Ejaculus Majestica 

Written in the scriptures for millennium and only spoken of in hushed tones. Hidden behind a secret library bookcase door, is a room that fulfils your every sexual desire and fantasy. The room only reveals itself to the most sexually deprived individuals.
I found the key boys! The key to EJACULUS MAJESTICA!

mesticals 

Messed Up Testicles

When a guy's balls are nasty, misshapen , deformed, distorted... missing. When the balls don't look right and they are messed up they are mesticals.
"I swear, his mesticals was shaped were Abraham Lincoln. And it even had a beard."
mesticals by MJE November 27, 2007

magestingling 

A brothel mixed with a restaurant. It's Chinese and you can stay there for only £2 a week
Come to magestingling and fuck some big big with some noodles
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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