MagNub

The type of dude who has a tiny penis but constantly insinuates and says outright that he has a huge penis, and showing people that he has Magnum condoms. Everyone instantly realizes what he's doing and how small he must be, and just feels sorry for him in silence until he becomes unbearable, at which time he is confronted about how he must have a micropenis and is compensating for this. Symptoms include wearing a backwards Monster energy drink baseball cap and sleeveless shirts, tribal tattoos which belong to no particular tribe, flashy vehicles, and the use of urban slang by a Caucasian of upper middle class suburban background. Anyone who "accidentally" drops Magnum condoms especially is clearly a MagNub.

Cindy kind of liked Jake until after work he put on that sleeveless shirt and backwards Monster energy drink baseball cap. After that he turned into another person. When he went to grab a lighter and accidentally dropped six Magnum condoms on Cindy's lap, then said "Oops!" and winked, she realized he was probably a MagNub. At first she just smiled and silently felt sorry for him, but a few big dick jokes later she knew what she must do. She had him pull over his Hummer so he could show her his supposedly huge dick, but then after a long awkward silence with a pathetic look on his face, Jake pulled down his baggy pants to reveal what looked like a button on a fur coat, and Cindy then pulled out her new iPhone and quickly snapped a pic of his micro soft dick. He got mad and protested that it was a grower, not a shower, but she told him to prove it, or else she would post the picture on various social media sites. When he finally achieved a hardon he was still only about 2 inches long and the width of a roll of pennies. To amuse herself Cindy unrolled one of Jake's Magnum condoms and took a picture of it rolled out next to Jake's inprobably small micropenis. Now Jake has to pay Cindy $100 weekly to prevent her from revealing his "little secret" online, not suspecting that everyone already realizes how small he is from his behavior.

MagNub by StonerWithATinyBoner November 16, 2014

magnus bane 

an amazing warlock from cassandra clare's the mortal instruments series. he also appears in the infernal devices and the bane chronicles.
a bisexual, flamboyant character who's always up for a party. he is currently dating alec lightwood.

magnus bane throughout the whole series; fab.

magnus bane by supertrash September 14, 2016

The Magnus Archives 

The Magnus Archives is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.

*sips cup of madness*

"Have you listened to The Magnus Archives?"

"Is that the podcast of a bunch of queer British people screaming?"

"Yeah that's the one"

"Of course, how could I forget the name of my latest hyper fixation of the past 2 months where I lock myself in a dark room and get absorbed into a podcast that at first seems like spooky stories, but transpires into something horrific and deep?"

*The phone rings, it's your mother. She's worried about you. You haven't come out of your room in 2 months. Please answer the phone*

The Magnus Archives by Not Safe For Worms May 7, 2020

Magnus bane 

A powerful warlock from Brooklyn who is the most caring sweet kind helpful understanding selfless nice person you will ever meet on earth... he deserves all the love and happiness in the world. He's also the most beautiful and attractive person ever with his iconic and stylish outfits, makeup looks ,amazing hair styles, nail polish, pretty jewelry (rings, necklaces etc,) and OF COURSE his sassiness, personality, attitude and his MAGIC..

Magnus bane deserves the world but the world doesn't deserve Magnus bane

Magnus bane by malecaddixcted_ April 18, 2018

magnum dong 

A comically large shlong, capable of filling an over sized condom with disturbing ease.

As a pickup line:

<drops magnum condom in front of hot, yet sufficiently easy woman>

"Oh whoops… I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong."

As demonstrated by Frank Danny DeVito in "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia".

magnum dong by Rationalize October 10, 2011

Magnum Opus 

The Latin meaning for "Great Work". Usually meaning the greatest, most popular, pinnacle, or most renowned achievement of an artist, artist or composer. Or a "masterpiece"

Songs for the Deaf is Queens of the Stone Age's magnum opus.

The Dark Knight is Christopher Nolan's magnum opus.

Magnum Opus by Johnny Tentacles July 28, 2009

Magnus 

Magnus is perfect. No one can be as perfect and amazing as Magnus. Magnus will light up your life, like nobody else will. He is an amazing, caring and loving person. He is very fun to be around, and can be very silly, goofy and giggly. Very competetive and strong-willed. Always wants you to feel comfortable, and is always caring about you and your mood, health and thoughts. Magnus is always there for you, and if Magnus falls in love with you, you will be blessed. He will make you feel like the only girl in the world, and will treat you like a queen. He will give you all the attention and time you need, without it being too much for him. He will listen to everything you say, understand and support you.

Magnus values his friends and family a lot, and he is truly there for them he loves, when they need it.
Magnus is the best cuddler in the world, and is ALWAYS up to cuddling. He loves being the big spoon, and has no problem with being the little spoon as well. He is also the best kisser in the world, and he will always make you feel good in that kind of way :)

On top being one of the best and most loving people in the world, Magnus is very attractive, and can make any girl fall in love with him. He is so hot, and he has a great sense of fashion. He is very tall, and he has a gorgeous body and face. His hair is always perfect, and he smells so good. Everyone should have a Magnus in their life. He is amazing.

Girl 1: "That guy over there is so hot! Who is he?"
Girl 2: "It's Magnus! He is perfect, right?"
Girl 1: "Indeed."

Magnus by djella April 28, 2020