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maelyse
Nerd, bully, lovers of Quito and koda, but most importantly she’s dumb. I guess she’s kinda funny not really. Oh and she’s jealous of a sexy beast named Randy.
maelyse by Maelyse is dumb February 18, 2018
Maelyse
marlysse
marlysse by jsmwkejdndmk3jdjd November 21, 2021
Maëlyss
Maëlyss by maelysssss November 21, 2021
maëlyss
When you first meet her you would think « wow she’s a bitch » but once you get to know her you can’t stop loving her. She shows this cold side of herself to people she don’t know but treats people she loves with kindness and laughter. I don’t know what id do without à maëlyss in my life. She’s kind, loving and one of the funniest people you will ever hang with. She makes you laugh till you pee yourself. And let’s not forget how beautiful she is. One look at her and BOOM it’s game over. She always stays with the same people including her best friend witch is always crazier then her. We love Maëlyss. Ps can someone please get her that dog she keeps moaning about.
maëlyss by Lillyetos.1 November 23, 2021
maëlyse
Maëlyse is perfect
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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