Reverse Macology 

Reverse Macology is when you ask a friend to hook you up with someone they know, but they use helping you into helping themselves mac with the person you're interested in.

John: "Bro help me talk to susie shes so cute. "
Mike: "Me and her are mad close bro i got you. "
(Mike to susie)

Mike: "Yeo John thinks you look so good. "
Susie: "No way, like im so ugly."
Mike: "Na, Frfr ur ass is so fat you look so good."
Susie: "Omg you think so fr ??? Why didnt u tell me before. I think ur cute too lets go out."
(Mike to self) "Fuck i just did reverse macology to bro John"

Reverse Macology by EazyEli February 24, 2017

Macomb County 

The middle ground between da hood and the country where people think they're gangstas and rednecks simultaneously. A place where you will find yourself surrounded by old trucks blaring hard ghetto rap while driving kids to soccer practice.

Joe: "Why does most country music sound like rap nowadays?"
Jimothy: "Because Macomb County"

Macomb County by Vladimir the Chadimir April 5, 2020

Macomb 

Contrary to popular belief, the area known as Macomb is actually Macomb TOWNSHIP. It's not a city, a town, or a village, it's just a sqaure piece of land that's quickly being converted from farmland to urban sprawl as people try to get as far away from Detroit as possible. Although it has a population of over 70,000, Macomb Township is really nothing more than a patchwork of subdivisions and stripmalls (usually containing at least one dollar store and a subway). The unofficial *downtown* is Hall Road between Partridge Creek and Lakeside malls. There is never ANYTHING to do. In summary, Macomb Township is a homogenous little piece of suburbia where 16 year old girls drive Hummers and oversized SUVs, and McMansions stretch as far as the eye can see. Gotta love the American dream.

Person 1: Hey dude you wanna go to Walmart?
Person 2: Which one, the one on Gratiot and Hall Road, Hall Road and Mound, or 26 and Van Dyke?
Person 1: Thank God we live in Macomb Township

Macomb by artichokes123 November 3, 2009

Mahomo 

A KC Chiefs fan obsessed over Patrick Mahomes. The obsession is next level and typically includes daily dick pic searches, constant premature GOAT posting, texting group threads with consistent reminders of the obsession and taking a blood oath with your wife that it’s the only dick you would share

Damn I’m such a mahomo my wife caught me rubbing one out with my KC socks

Mahomo by Bobby block August 31, 2019

MacMongus 

Similar to the hit game amougus the new game Fangus has created a new type of imposter the MacMongus. It is the sussyest of sus, And the eater of crew-mates.

Why so MacMongus Batman?

MacMongus by The imposter whoreshippers April 4, 2022

Macomb 

A city in Michigan with nothing to do, EVER, and that has no point what-so-ever except to be extremelty boring.

Macomb, MI

Macomb by blahblahkayla October 18, 2008

macomere 

Trinidad origin.
(1) The relationship between the parent of a child and that child's Godmother.
(2) A very inquisitive person. A nosey person. Usually abbreviated to 'Maco' in this sense.
(3) A gay man - usually called a Macomere man. (also Poof in London, Faggot in the US, Batti-Man in Jamaica. {Derogatory}

(1) Diane is Jane macomere because Diane's son is Jane's Godson.
(2) Susie is a maco. She is always getting involved in matters that does not concern her!
(3) John is a 'Macomere Man', he is usually a receiver of swollen goods!

macomere by BazzaC October 31, 2007