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Macka Chonga Cunt

When the weed that you are smoking is poor, you are known as a "Macka Chonga Cunt".
Big man - "Charlie, what you smoking there mate?"
Charlie - "Bit of ched pal"
Big man - "awww you Macka Chonga Cunt, get on this purp haze bro"
Charlie - "Safe my G" *Throws ched away*

macka packa 

Macka packa; a version of Mackenzie. A slightly mentally screwed up and also amazing individual. Heads up hun you can't get 9's. When you have listened to hakuna matata on repeat for 5 hours let us know.
oOf she's a Macka Packa.

Dirty Boom Boom Macka

The act of a woman ripping out a mans pubes with her teeth and making a mustache with the ripped out pubes
Hey Seano, your mom gave me the Dirty Boom Boom Macka last night!
If someone is chatting rubbish.

If something is bad/dead
"Last night I copped four girls at the club"
"Stop chatting macka, you didn't cop anyone"

"I thought the drink would be nice but it was macka"
Macka by ShhShhE April 1, 2017
This is an adjective. It is a synonym - at least in South Yorkshire - for large, big, massive, huge, colossal, gigantic, etc. It is often used in a superlative manner.
"The stone that you threw at my head was macka'"
"He threw a mack-off stone at my head."
macka by James C. Eames May 23, 2007

chatting bear macka 

Yo Alex i heard you've been chatting bear macka