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Macaroni Dick 

When your dick curves to the side
Tanya: "That nigga's dick was curved as fuck. He had that macaroni dick."

Macaroni Penis Disease

Closely associated with peyronies disease.

Macaroni penis disease most frequently occurs as a side effect from Russian Macaroni
Last week my friend was diagnosed with macaroni penis disease. He thinks he got it from the Russian macaroni party dip.

Macaroni and Hot Dogs

Macaroni and Hot Dogs is the traditional dish of Hicks in the USA. Served with a cold Coors, will keep you full while you’re out muddin in your truck.
I can’t wait to eat this bowl of macaroni and hot dogs as soon as I’m done fucking my sister!

Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes 

When you're so surprised you ascend every other holy moly variation there is
Person 1: Dude I just got the rarest item in the game
Person 2: Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes
Person 1: ew

dont touch my macaroni 

expression used when someone is touching your macaroni
phillip was eyeing my macaroni and i told him "dont touch my macaroni"

Dirty Macaroni 

A dirty macaroni is only successful if your partner has and std or sti but if so you get the macaroni and you mix the juices of the females infected vagina with the macaroni noodles then they can be used to be thrown at people giving them std or sti if they were to eat them.
“Keep talking and Ima hit you with a dirty macaroni
Dirty Macaroni by HxnchoDaYxungin February 17, 2021