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Mac Pro

The most powerful Apple computer that is fully customizable and can have up to 4 TB of hard drive and 32 GB of RAM
Mac Pro user: Dude I just got a Mac Pro with 4 TB of hard drive space and 32 GB of RAM

Shocked friend: wtf? do you planning on taking over a small country?

Mac Pro user: Yes.
by codyt321 December 9, 2008
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Mac Pro

1. Apple's most powerful and customizable computer ever.
2. A computer user that has used Macs so much, that he is considered pro.
Jeremy owns a Mac Pro and is a Mac pro.
by Trenton Romulox December 7, 2006
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Mac Pro

1. Apple's most powerful and customizable computer ever.
2. A computer user that has used Macs so much, that he is considered pro.
Jeremy owns a Mac Pro and is a Mac pro.
by Trenton Romulox December 7, 2006
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Mac Pro

A 12,000 dollars cheese grill, And it runs ShitOS
Person 1: Hey, I have the new Mac Pro and I think that it looks better than your windows computer.
Person 2: Alright, Let's compare.
Person 1: I just realized that I wasted 13k dollars on a useless piece of metal, But at least the 999$ stand can hold up my screen!
by Jamtken June 5, 2019
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mac pro stand

A fucking piece of alluminum that cost 1,000 goddamn bucks
Bruh my mom bought me airpods today
stfu and watch my 1,000$ mac pro stand
by wierd simp March 31, 2020
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Professional Mac Daddy

A professional Mac daddy is different from a traditional Mac daddy in the sense that he is more successful (in the context of both financial and sexual) than an average Mac daddy, a Mac daddy’s being more successful than an average Pimp.

A professional Mac daddy’s are also frequently small business owners. Owning establishment such as nightclubs and brothels.

One final thing a note is that with professional Mac Daddies is that womanizing has almost been completely eliminated. Mac’s will Prefer to Pimp slap People who hurt their “Ladies” rather than Pimp Slap their own “Ladies.”
Mac: Now Listen Mama, I ain’t no pimp, can you dig it? I’m a Professional Mac Daddy, a Lover Man, ain’t you worry ‘bout a damn thing!

Mama: Lover Man? Well how about you open up a bottle of Wine and I’ll see for myself.

Mac: Easy Now, I’ll open us up some of that Chateau d'Yquem, but first, let me “Play the Blues For You.”
by Odaman89 July 14, 2025
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