by Defineitnow April 19, 2017
Get the maarit mug.Wenn du eine Maarit Mal in deinem Leben triffst wirst du sie wahrscheinlich nie mehr los... Du hast immer Spaß mit ihr. Wenn sie schlecht gelaunt ist dann wird es dir schlecht ergehen in der Gegenwart mit ihr. Maarits lieben Romantik. Wenn du so eine Maarit triffst wird sie dir mindestens einmal am Tag von Pferden erzählen. Maarits sind liebenswürdig und lustig. Sie bestimmt gerne über Entscheidungen aber ist sich oft unsicher wie sie sich überhaupt entscheiden soll. Für die Schule lernt sie viel und ist auf eine 2 sehr stolz. Sie isst sehr viel Süßes aber wird trotzdem nicht dick.
by Lil.510 May 31, 2020
Get the Maarit mug.Maritina has a beautiful face and soul. She is so thick and everyone would like to be her partner. She is quite aloof and antisocial but still her beautiful personality blooms in every situation. She is cunning and has an amazing sense of humor. She is kind of caring but her honesty seems to hurt people sometimes. She loves clever people but despises the cringy, stupid ones. Overall Maritina is the person everyone looks up to. She is perfectly perfect!
"Oh my god i can't handle the amount of perfection this girl carries! Who is it?"
"She is Maritina my best friend. "
"She is Maritina my best friend. "
by cartIiiI January 17, 2021
Get the Maritina mug.A "friendly island" in the Caribbean sea that is 1 part of a whole. It's the dutch side of the split island. It is part of the Netherlands Antilles, along with Curacao,Bonaire, St. Eustatius, and Saba. English and dutch are the official languages.
Oh sweet St. Maarten land
So bright by beach and strand
With sailors on the sea and harbors free
Where the chains of mountains green
Variously in sunlight sheen
So bright by beach and strand
With sailors on the sea and harbors free
Where the chains of mountains green
Variously in sunlight sheen
by Tweetygyal March 6, 2009
Get the St. Maarten mug.Outsourcing is farming work out to an external entity that can do it cheaper or more effectively. Marital outsourcing is the same concept applied to marital relations. Numerous service providers are able to perform services on demand often more effectively and at a lower "total cost"
David: What was Eliot Spitzer thinking?
Mark: Marital Outsourcing. Better service, lower cost.
David: Lower cost? He spent thousands of dollars!
Mark: You ever calcualate how much us married guys pay on a per event basis?
David: Touche.
Mark: Marital Outsourcing. Better service, lower cost.
David: Lower cost? He spent thousands of dollars!
Mark: You ever calcualate how much us married guys pay on a per event basis?
David: Touche.
by Jamison313 April 17, 2008
Get the marital outsourcing mug.An amazing girl with a personality of gold. A smile that can melt someone's heart and her eyes twinkle. Either love her or hate her but either way she doesn't care. Loyal friend and forever smiling
by toophit4u October 13, 2013
Get the maariah mug.A condition that occurs when a cadet is at New York Maritime College for too long, resualting in an illision that makes females more attractive than they really are. Similar to beer goggles, the two should never be combined in an unsafe area. The effects of the combination of the two are catastrophic, often resaulting in massive quantities of shame and ridicule by peers. There is, in fact, an equation that describes the potency of Maritime Goggles, h+(.15w)=mgh, with h being equal to the initial hotness of the chick, w being equal to the number of consecutive weeks a cadet is stuck on campus )whithout being off campus for a span of >1week), and mgh being equal to the maritime goggle hotness, or the final hotness of the chick.
Maritime Cadet: "Wow, look at that hottie in the mini-skirt!"
Normal Dude: "Uh, bro, she's no better than a 6."
Maritime Cadet: "Damn maritime goggles again, ive been stuck there too long."
if a girl is a 6 to one uneffected by maritime goggles, and is seen afer a cadet has been stuck on campus for 7 weeks, then she is now a 7.05 under maritime goggles, because 6+(.15*7)=7.05. The mgh potancy factor would be 1.05
Normal Dude: "Uh, bro, she's no better than a 6."
Maritime Cadet: "Damn maritime goggles again, ive been stuck there too long."
if a girl is a 6 to one uneffected by maritime goggles, and is seen afer a cadet has been stuck on campus for 7 weeks, then she is now a 7.05 under maritime goggles, because 6+(.15*7)=7.05. The mgh potancy factor would be 1.05
by MSA6219 October 2, 2009
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