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Maïtena 

Maïtena
Maïtena is an attractive maiden who is usually very funny. Her eyes are the most beautiful things, but beware of her death stare. Maïtena's hair is always silky and she has a great personality. She is brave especially when others are not, strong and capable of handling herself, she can show a kindness you can't imagine and is that little bit wild. Maïtena tends to have a wise, deep connection with wildlife. She is naturally good with animals and understanding people. Her senses are usually very strong as well as her instincts, if you were lost in the wild she's your girl! She always makes jokes and lightens the mood. But she is free spirited and hard to catch! Just like the wind, she blow into your life and sweep you off your feet then be gone in an instant. She's loyal and protects her friends and those around her. Maïtena has a love of reading, she will spend hours reading, all day if she could. She likes magic and will always have a fun, childlike side to her. Many a time will she run the heads of passing men or boys.
Wow that girl sure is a Maïtena!
Maïtena is a tortue nez de cochon smart ass living in Kiwitown.
Maïtena by Kiwitowner nez de cochon November 17, 2020
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maïtena 

Maïtena
Maïtena is an attractive maiden who is usually very funny. Her eyes are the most beautiful things, but beware of her death stare. Maïtena's hair is always silky and she has a great personality. She is brave especially when others are not, strong and capable of handling herself, she can show a kindness you can't imagine and is that little bit wild. Maïtena tends to have a wise, deep connection with wildlife. She is naturally good with animals and understanding people. Her senses are usually very strong as well as her instincts, if you were lost in the wild she's your girl! She always makes jokes and lightens the mood. But she is free spirited and hard to catch! Just like the wind, she blow into your life and sweep you off your feet then be gone in an instant. She's loyal and protects her friends and those around her. Maïtena has a love of reading, she will spend hours reading, all day if she could. She likes magic and will always have a fun, childlike side to her. Many a time will she run the heads of passing men or boys.
Wow that girl sure is a Maïtena!
Maïtena is a tortue nez de cochon living the best smart ass dancer life in Kiwitown.
maïtena by Kiwitowner nez de cochon November 17, 2020
Maitena is the most amazing, beautiful, wonderful, and lazy person you can ever met. She is my pretty girfriend, and for me she is everything, my sky, my sea, my earth, my heart, my body, my moon, my sun, mi love, my whole life. I dont know what to do without her. I love her very very very much, because she is able to make me happy at every moment. I fell in love just in the moment that i look at her, and i know in that moment, that she would be the right person.
I love you very much darling
Maitena i love you with all mi heart
Maitena by El papurri February 8, 2018
maitena es una de las personas mas maravillosas que puedad encontrar . es muy amable si haces lo que ella quiere. a veces razona con tigo y lo hacen las dos a gusto. es una persona que tiene novios a muy temprana edad pues es muy hermosa. le encanta lucir a la moda y juntarse con sus amigos. su familia es especial, pues le compran lo que ella desee siempre y cuendo puedan.se lleva bien con sus hermano/as.

cuidala bien. no la dejes ir . se escapa facil de tus manos si ella ve que no le haces mucha falta.
no se que mas decir de maitena ella es genial un gran ejemplo
maitena by poliku March 4, 2018
she’s the best friend you could ever have, no one would ever support you like her. no one could ever love you like she does. with just a hello she can make me feel like i’m home. she’s my soulmate, my heart's desire, maitena built me a house from scratch that became my safe place.
no one can ever replace her, no one can ever be even 1% of what she is, her warmth and coldness balanced with her rudeness and sporadic displays of affection, is everything you could ever want in a person. it is the best friendship ever. my paris to my rory.
Maitena is the successful, hard-worker and pretty woman that exists.
Maitena by your rory November 22, 2021
Maitena is a word used to refer to a person who is ambitious, treacherous, envious, competitive, and who does misrepresentation. It is something like what is popularly known as "sharp tongue" or "lizard" (and variations like "snake", "bad woman", "traitorous friend, you never laugh, never cry", etc). It can also be interpreted as that person who "goes in the back" or "stabs daggers in the back".

Surely you know someone who fits the description very well.
But not everything in this adjective is bad, the people that this word represents are also very hard-working, applied seductive and perfectionists. Even so, its negative connotation is more powerful and famous.
This word has no gender but it does have number; singular: maitena, plural: maitenas
Oh! that girl is so maitena. I like her...
Are you a maitena? you look pretty dumb.
He is such a maitena, do you like him?
Maitena by the fucking gaslighter November 22, 2021

crowbar maintenance 

An event which is not actually maintenance, but a form of destruction or demolition.
"The building was undergoing 'crowbar maintenance'. It was rubble by the next day."
crowbar maintenance by tdog59 July 15, 2009
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A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
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dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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