my anus
my anus by Iron Tom Cash August 16, 2004
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My anus
A butthole
My anus is bleeding
A menstrual-like bleeding from the anus, whilst the anus-bleeder is ecstatic about it. Any gender can have their anus bleed.
My anus is bleeding by Carliann October 12, 2007
my anus is wide open for you
Person 1: Hey! Can you lend me a helping hand?
Person 2: My anus is wide open for you..
Person 2: (making it much worse) Please come in, and take a seat.
Person 2: My anus is wide open for you..
Person 2: (making it much worse) Please come in, and take a seat.
my anus is wide open for you by Legend_Warp March 10, 2016
Tickle my anus and call me Samantha
1.) Gas prices went down 50 cents? Well, tickle my anus and call me Samantha!
2.) THAT BITCH SHARKEESHA TRIED TO STEAL MY MAN?! TICKLE MY ANUS AND CALL ME SAMANTHA, CUZ IMMA KILL A BITCH!
2.) THAT BITCH SHARKEESHA TRIED TO STEAL MY MAN?! TICKLE MY ANUS AND CALL ME SAMANTHA, CUZ IMMA KILL A BITCH!
Tickle my anus and call me Samantha by Magic Mushrooms June 24, 2016
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